1. Boat Trip
Cuba Gooding Jr. on a gay cruise hoping to pick up women. That says it all, right?
2. Kangaroo Jack
I blame the previews some on this, because it made you think it was about a rapping Kangaroo. It wasn't, but it wasn't much better either.
3. Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
Kid's movies shouldn't be bad. It's not getting a pass for that. Also, why is it that Mike Meyers and Eddie Murphy haven't been able to do anything right the past decade except for Shrek?
4. Legally Blonde 2: Red, White, and Blonde
I'm being a little harsh. There was as much need for this sequel of Miss Congeniality 2. Wait. Wasn't Regina King in both? Oh well. The first walked a fine line that the second plunged off.
5. Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Llyod
Someone missed the memo reminding the producers that the only reason the first one worked was Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels.
DISHONORABLE MENTION
I'm not looking for more bad movies. It hurts my soul.
INCOMPLETE LIST
Scary Movie 3
All indications point toward me liking this better than the first too. Still, it's a large jump to move into the realm of liking it.
A Mighty Wind
As good as Best in Show is, I won't count out Guest and Co.'s ability to know one out of the park. Not expected that out of this though.
The Cooler
Who knows? It could be good. William H. Macy, Maria Bello, and Alec Baldwin is a solid cast.
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