Thursday, December 31, 2015

2015 - What Else I Watched

It's December again. That means it's time to look back on the year. By far, 2015 was the busiest year of TV (or whatever we call it now) ever. So many shows. So many channels. So many ways to watch it. So much that I can't ever cover it all in a single list.

Yes, at some point, I'm watching shows because I watch them. Maybe they're shows having a random down year or have the pieces to be great but are still putting it all together. Maybe it's a rating behemoth that I watch to stay current with the rest of the world or something with too many good actors for me to accept that the show's not any good. Finally, after 40 shows I swear by, these are all the shows I simply watch but don't hate.

Top 10
Next Top 10 (11-20)
The “20's Not Enough” 10 (21-30)
The “Somehow Not in my top 30” 10. (31-40)
Everything Else
Worst 10
Wish I Watched

Last Year

The Walking Dead (Seasons 5 & 6)
The end of last season was fine. The beginning of season 6 has been bad. I have no way to sugarcoat it. The Glenn debacle is only part of it. Thankfully, this is a resilient show that generally follows rough patches with strong ones. Here's to hoping.

The Simpsons (Season 27)
I readded The Simpsons to my DVR for the first time in years this fall. In fact, the last time I watched it regularly precedes DVR. Regardless, I've enjoyed following it again. I have a lot of catching up to do from the interim.

Bob's Burgers (Season 6)
Thanks to Brooklyn Nine Nine, then The Last Man on Earth, I've gone ahead and added a lot of shows from Fox Sunday this fall. I like this show.

Battlebots (Season 1)
It's robots destroying other robots! I'll happily watch that for six weeks in the summer.

American Ninja Warrior (Season 7)
It's a simple formula: People do obstacle courses. That's it. It's not perfect TV, but it sure is fun for the Summer.

New Girl (Season 4)
No episodes this fall, so we're looking at a handful of episodes in the winter and spring. Farewell, Coach. You will be missed.

The Muppets (Season 1)
This is not a ready-made show. Even though the Muppets are known characters, there's some growing pains learning how to make this work as a primetime sitcom.

Modern Family (Seasons 6 & 7)
This show is far more interested in the Haley/Andy relationship than I am. At least Cam and Mitchell don't seem like a couple who shouldn't be together anymore.

Archer (Season 6)
That finale was in March! In general, this is a show I watch, not one that I love. Nine months to forget about it as well is enough for it to fall into obscurity.

@ Midnight
I like Chris Hardwick. The show is made by the guests though. There's few shows I'm happier to binge on a drunk weekend night before going to bed.

House of Cards (Season 3)
I'm bothered by how this season played out. Season 1 was how Frank Underwood games the system to become Vice President. Season 2 was how Frank Underwood games the system to become President. Season 3...was how Frank Underwood somehow isn't prepared for this job and falls apart...That's not interesting. Give me a worthy opponent or show me Frank being as crafty as ever and still unable to succeed. This wasn't nearly as interesting. Robin Wright was good again though.

Bloodline (Season 1)
I wanted to get into this show a lot more than I did get into it. Kyle Chandler, Ben Mendelson, Linda Cardellini, Sissy Spacek. So many great performances. It played too much like Damages and I spent too much time examining the seams..

Scorpion (Seasons 1 & 2)
I mean, it's fine. The characters are likable enough. The stories are rubbish, but they own it. One thing that I find interesting is how the conflict of the episode is normally taken care of by the 45 minute mark. There's a lot of downtime at the end.

Arrow (Seasons 3 & 4)
That's a pretty cast. And, it's fun that he's the Green Arrow finally.

Agents of SHIELD (Seasons 2 & 3)
The sure are doubling down on the Inhuman stuff.

Tosh.0
I really could drop this at any moment, but I probably won't because it's easy to watch.

A to Z (Season 1)
It aired only 4 episodes in 2015. They weren't great. They weren't bad either.  Cristin Milioti and Ben Feldman were delightful. I wish them the best.

Lip Sync Battles (Season 1)
It's a nice distraction. I find Chrissy Tiegen pretty useless and LL Cool J is only there to keep the trains running on time. This was completely dependent on the competitors. 

2015 - The "Somehow Not in My Top 30" 10 (31-40)

It's December again. That means it's time to look back on the year. By far, 2015 was the busiest year of TV (or whatever we call it now) ever. So many shows. So many channels. So many ways to watch it. So much that I can't ever cover it all in a single list.

You know the drill. There's so much good TV on. I watch almost 70 shows this year, after 30 shows, I still have 10 that are worth highlighting above "I watch it because it's on".

Top 10
Next Top 10 (11-20)
The “20's Not Enough” 10 (21-30)
The “Somehow Not in my top 30” 10. (31-40)
Everything Else
Worst 10
Wish I Watched

Last Year

The Last Man on Earth (Seasons 1 & 2)
The pilot episode ("Alive in Tuscon") this spring was one of the great comedy episodes of 2015. The opening episodes of season two ("Is There Anybody Out There?" and "The Boo") aren't far behind. The characters are so insufferable to one another the rest of the time (especially in the first season) that it gets hard to love it.

The Mindy Project (Season 3) (Last Year: #17)
This is an incomplete. I don't have Hulu, so I haven't been able to keep up with the new season. I didn't love the Stanford episodes that began the year, nor was I all that intrigued by Mindy's pregnancy. As always my, interest in the series was powered by my overwhelming love of Mindy Kaling's comedic voice. I'll watch pretty much anything with her if I know that she wrote it.

Scream Queens (Season 1)
This is American Horror Story if it decided it's ok to laugh at what's happening. It was incredibly stupid and filled with pretty people. Sometimes, that's all I need. I respect the commitment of Emma Roberts, Lea Michele, and Jamie Lee Curtis even if I didn't think they were well written most of the time. I want to see more shows or movies with Skyler Samuels in order to get a better sense of her, but as is, I'm intrigued by her. Oh, and Diego Boneta's Matthew McConaughey is spot on. Then there's Ariana Grande stealing every scene she was in.

Blackish (Seasons 1 & 2)
At some point, these rankings are just arbitrary. I enjoy this every week. Certain episodes, like the season 2 openers "The Word" and "Rock, Paper, Scissors, Gun", have made me laugh as much as any show on TV. Anthony Anderson and Tracee Ellis Ross are seasoned veterans and those kids are as solid as any child actors on TV. The scenes with Dre in the office are becoming the highlight of any episode.

Parenthood (Season 6) (Last Year: #18)
When you only have four episodes air in 2015, you don't get to rank that highly. The series finale was very satisfying though. I'm going to miss this show and that wonderful, wonderful cast.

Saturday Night Live (Seasons 40 & 41) (Last Year: #20)
That Trump episode though. I can't rank SNL any higher. A more prepared person would have a list of great sketches from this year ready. All I'm going to do is include the one that made me laugh the hardest. Kate McKinnon is a national treasure.

Agent Carter (Season 1)
Marvel is clearly more invested in Hayley Atwell's Peggy Carter than anyone on Agents of SHIELD. This was a lot of retro fun.

Community (Season 6) (Last Year: #16)
We've gotten our six seasons. That's all that really matters. The series definitely aged and the original cast was a little too depleted. Mostly, I just can't rate it any higher than this because I refuse to award Yahoo for having such an unbelievably awful video player. It froze. It got out of sync. It restarted episodes. I refuse to watch another of their series.

Daredevil (Season 1)
Seriously, Vincent D'Onofrio deserved an Emmy nomination for making an outsized character like Wilson Fisk work. Deborah Ann Woll and Elden Henson were delightful. I would've watched them on a pub crawl just as happily as a showdown between Fisk and Matt Murdock.

Meltdown (Season 2)
What's not to like about a a weekly stand up cluster?

2015 - The "20's Not Enough" 10 (21-30)

It's December again. That means it's time to look back on the year. By far, 2015 was the busiest year of TV (or whatever we call it now) ever. So many shows. So many channels. So many ways to watch it. So much that I can't ever cover it all in a single list.

In years past, by the time I get to the 20's in my year end lists, I'm talking about shows that I'm watching out of habit or loyalty. Shows that I wouldn't bother recommending to people because I'm only liking them enough to continue. In 2015, that's not the case.

Top 10
Next Top 10 (11-20)
The “20's Not Enough” 10 (21-30)
The “Somehow Not in my top 30” 10. (31-40)
Everything Else
Worst 10
Wish I Watched

Last Year

21. The Jim Gaffigan Show (Season 1)
Last Year: N/A
Favorite Episode: Super Great Daddy Day
This is a throwback comedy. It's very appropriate that it aired on TV Land. The reason is tops this third set is simple: it inverts so many tropes of the show I thought it would be. Jim and his wife (played by the delightful Ashley Williams) are on the same side. She catches him in a hotel room with a half-dressed woman: she knows that it's a mix up and gets him out of that mad house. He says he can get a bunch of chores done that she knows he will mess up: whatever – she'll give him a chance to try. It's such a refreshing show.

22. Better Call Saul (Season 1)
Last Year: N/A
This was going to be The Hobbit. Like the Lord of the Rings, Breaking Bad was an all time great. I saw all the Hobbit movies. I never considered skipping them because I liked being in Middle Earth too much. That's what I was prepared for with Better Call Saul: returning because I liked being there. Instead, Bob Odenkirk proved that he is a capable lead of a series and the story the show is telling stands on its own. It had no business being as good as it is. Jonathan Banks certainly helps.

23. Show Me a Hero
Last Year: N/A
This David Simon mini series covers the contentious housing project construction in Yonkers in the 1980s. This is another reason why Oscar Isaac is winning 2015. I'm going to stop there, because if I start listing off the people in the large cast who impressed me, it would double the word count of this post.

24. Jessica Jones (Season 1)
Last Year: N/A
Marvel had a great debut on Netflix this year. Jessica Jones told a very human story about people with inhuman strength. Krysten Ritter and David Tennent shined. 13 episodes was a few too many for the amount of story being covered. An 8-episode version of this that didn't drag as much at times would've probably been a lock for my top 20.

25. Halt and Catch Fire (Season 2)
Last Year: Not Ranked
One of the best examples of course correction in a second season this year. They wisely moved Kerry Bishe to a lead role. Lee Pace had to pay for all his manipulation and mania last year. Mutiny was a far more interesting setting than Cardiff. I wish I liked the direction they went in with Scoot McNairy more. His scenes were momentum killers every episode. Season 3 is setup up to be even better.

26. Hannibal (Season 3)
Last Year: #8
Still the most beautiful and haunting show on TV, the series ended as brutal and dark as ever. Brian Fuller and company fully embraced the art project leanings of the show. The first half of the season was almost incomprehensible at times. I want to say I was able to appreciate those parts, but sometimes, I really need some plot to happen. Hugh Dancy, Mads Mikkelsen, Caroline Dhaverbasm and Richard Armitage were all great.

27. 30 for 30
Last Year: N/A
Has this really been going on since 2009? I didn't see all the sports docs, but here's a what I did see from this year: Of Miracles and Men, I Hate Christian Laettner, Trojan War, The Prince of Pennsylvania, Chasing Tyson, and Four Falls in Buffalo. This is a great series that I'm glad ESPN has kept up with. That's a solid and varied lineup.The series lacks the wow factor of when it first appeared, but it's always interesting.

28. Orange is the New Black (Season 3)
Last Year: Not Ranked
Season 3 was easily my favorite season of the show. It moved into being more overtly a comedy, which has always been my favorite part. As always, this has one of the most eclectic and interesting casts on TV*. Highlights of the season certainly include the Mother's Day episode, Big Boo's episode, and the extended scene at the lake to end the season.

*You know what I mean. TV, online, episodic whatever.

29. Looking (Season 2)
Last Year: Not Ranked
Did I mention how this year was deep with quality? That's the only way I can explain this being so low. Michael Lannan's series about a trio a gay men in San Francisco got even deeper and funnier and real in it's second season. It's a shame that Jonathan Groff and company won't be back for a third. I'm glad they will get the opportunity to close things out with a movie special next year.
Patrick and Richie forever!

30. Girl Meets World (Seasons 1 & 2)
Last Year: Not Ranked
Had they stopped before Girl Meets Texas, I'd've been much higher on this Disney Channel sequel series. The hit to miss ratio improved greatly this year. They managed to be greatly entertaining whenever Shawn returned (I'm oddly invested in the 'shipping of him and Maya's mom). The Eric episodes were much more lacking, sadly. The "message episodes" did well, handling topics like bullying (Girl Meets Rileytown) and the autism spectrum (Girl Meets Farkle). It's a shame they had to get so invested in creating a love triangle by the end.

2015 - My Next Top 10 Shows (11-20)

It's December again. That means it's time to look back on the year. By far, 2015 was the busiest year of TV (or whatever we call it now) ever. So many shows. So many channels. So many ways to watch it. So much that I can't ever cover it all in a single list.

I've never had such a tough time narrowing my list down to ten. The upside to that is that my next ten favorite shows this year is stronger than ever. On a given day, any of these couldn't cracked my top ten instead pof one of the shows that did.

Top 10
Next Top 10 (11-20)
The “20's Not Enough” 10 (21-30)
The “Somehow Not in my top 30” 10. (31-40)
Everything Else
Worst 10
Wish I Watched

Last Year

11. Game of Thrones (Season 5)
Last Year: #14
Favorite Episode: Hardhome
I've heard a lot of people saying that this was a weaker season of the show. The Emmys don't agree*. I don't either. Game of Thrones is one of the more consistent shows around. It's all building to something bigger. Moments like the white walker battle in Hardhome, which matches up to the best action sequences in any movie, brought winter ever closer.

*And I reiterate, the Emmys are not the best gauge of quality. It's still worth noting.

12. Brooklyn Nine Nine (Seasons 2 & 3)
Last Year: #4
Favorite Episode: Yipee Kayak
In hindsight, 4th was way too high last year. This show had settled nicely though. It's hard to even pick a favorite episode. This has a deep ensemble of people you don't see used well in other things (Joe Lo Truglio, Chelsea Peretti) as well as those who really can't be used poorly (Terry Crews, Andre Braugher). If nothing else, they get bonus points this year for bringing in Nick Offerman as Andre Braugher's ex (Proving that they got me letters). Now if FOX would just give up on that stupid four act commercial structure that kills the momentum.

13. The Middle (Seasons 6 & 7)
Last Year: #10
Favorite Episode: Halloween VI: Tick Tock Dead
I hope you're noticing a pattern by now. The shows on the outside of my top ten may not have signature moments, but they sure don't have bad ones either. Coming off the Disney World high last year, the Hecks take a small dip. This fall has been so good though as Sue adapts to college. I wish they could've found more to do with Lyndon Smith as her roommate.

14. Last Week Tonight
Last Year: #11
Favorite Episode: Church
John Oliver is a genius. That's all that needs to be said about that. Of all the topics he covered this year, the investigation into Televangelists that resulted in the creation of his own church (Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption) was the peak.

15. Mad Men(Season 7)
Last Year: #13
Favorite Episode: The Milk and Honey Route
How is this even possible? My only explanation is that seven episodes was too few. That said, Mad Men ended as good as ever. Don coming up with “If I Could Teach the World to Sing”, Betty's solemn acceptance of her cancer diagnosis, Peggy walking down the hall's of McCann Erickson, hungover, cigarette in mouth, tentacle porn in hand. So many wonderful moments in the swan song for this all time classic drama.

16. Fresh Off the Boat (Seasons 1 & 2)
Last Year: N/A
Favorite Episode: Very Superstitious
What a great debut season and a half. It's nice seeing Randall Park get this opportunity, but Constance Wu is the breakout star. She's the Jane Kaczmarek of this. ABC's development team is second to none when it comes to making family comedies for nearly a decade now.

17. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt (Season 1)
Last Year: N/A
Favorite Episode: Kimmy Goes Outside!
I'll fully admit that this probably fell some just because it was on so long ago. Tina Fey and Robert Carlock prove that 30 Rock was no fluke. Ellie Kemper is phenomenal and Tituss Burgess is a discovery. I can't wait to see what a second season will look like developed specifically by Netflix, not NBC.

18. Rectify (Season 3)
Last Year: Didn't Watch
Favorite Episode: The Future
I loved the brief first season of this. It was my #7 favorite show in 2013. I didn't get to season 2 in enough time to make last year's list. I devoured seasons 2 and 3 in a matter of a couple days. The only reason it's not higher is that I can't separate the episodes of the two seasons in my head. Regardless, there is no show like it on TV. The story of Daniel Holden readjusting to the world after being falsely [perhaps?] imprisoned for nearly 20 years is a mood piece. It's driven more by character and reflection than by plot. I can't recommend this little-seen Sundance show enough.

19. Girls (Season 4)
Last Year: #12
Favorite Episode: Sit-In
Girls was completely hampered by the structure of the season this year. It had so many great moments, like any time Hannah was in a writing workshop in Iowa or the fantastic Sit-in episode. With half the season devoted to Hannah in the Midwest, there wasn't enough time to get a rhythm once everyone was back in New York. I still love how frustrating and funny all these characters can be.

20. Transparent (Season 2)
Last Year: Didn't Watch
Favorite Episode:  Man on the Land
This sneaks into my top 20 both because the season premiere so late and because I barely got Amazon Prime in enough time to watch it. I had to make sure it got here though because it's a remarkable show. It's a little hard to separate the two seasons because I watched them in such a blur. Season one I would've looked to fit in my top ten in 2014. Season two was more ambitious. The flashbacks added unexpected depth, and much like last year's "Best New Girl", the getaway in "Man on the Land" was the most powerful episode. I simply hated the kids too much throughout the season. I know the show isn't about being likable, but this was too much. Great performances all around though.

My Top 10 Shows of 2015

It's December again. That means it's time to look back on the year. By far, 2015 was the busiest year of TV (or whatever we call it now) ever. So many shows. So many channels. So many ways to watch it. So much that I can't ever cover it all in a single list.

In 2014, I watched the most new TV I've ever watched. It was exhausting and I vowed to calm down. After all, 47 shows is too many for one man - with friends, a job, and also a movie addiction - to watch. Naturally, this year, I upped the count to 69. It's never been harder to narrow down a top ten. As you'll see with my next few posts, a top 20, 30, and 40 was tough too. Here you go though, my list of the ten very best things TV had to offer in 2015*.

*That I was able to watch. I covered my omissions already.

Top 10
Next Top 10 (11-20)
The “20's Not Enough” 10 (21-30)
The “Somehow Not in my top 30” 10. (31-40)
Everything Else
Worst 10
Wish I Watched

Last Year

10. The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst
Last Year: N/A
Favorite Episode: "What the Hell Did I Do?"
Prepare yourself for a lot of HBO in this top ten. Apparently, they get me. I begin with the most unique show they put on this year. Andrew Jarecki has spent years investigating Robert Durst and the series of suspicious murders he's connected to.
First he made the movie All Good Things about Durst. He completely eclipsed that with this: a documentary series that plays like a thriller. The star is Robert Durst himself who agreed to do interviews with Jarecki that were dark and fascinating.
Durst is the kind of person that can only exist in real life. If someone wrote that character, he wouldn't be believable. The signature moment, and the thing that set it over the top and into my top 10 is the moment when he answers the question that everyone wants to know.
It's only six episodes. Watch it.

9. Louie (Season 5)
Last Year: #9
Favorite Episode: Cop Story
I keep flirting with dropping this show further and never do. This was my least favorite season of the show and the most forgettable one. It was very hit or miss, but, when it hit, it was excellent. This is the only show that would do an episode about the dreariness of traveling for shows, slip in a side story about getting and old-timey picture taken with some strangers, and still feel of a piece.
I was most impressed by Michael Rappaport in Cop Story. It's a familiar character, the loudmouth that no one likes, but that performance is so manic and ugly that I got sucked in. I just wish this show could surprise me the way it did in the early days: a problem with any aging series.

8. Review (Season 2)
Last Year: N/A
Favorite Episode: William Tell, Grant a Wish, Rowboat
I pounced on the opportunity to catch up on the show before the second season began this summer and I'm glad I did. This season managed to be even more confident than before. "Reviewer of Life" Forrest Macneil saw his life torn apart repeatedly (Blackmail, Murder, Catfish) and hilariously (William Tell, Perfect Body, Brawl) so many times. It doesn't seem like it, but this is one of the darkest comedies on TV and at times heartbreaking (It's made me feel emotional over the murder of a grown man's imaginary friend. How did they do that?). Andy Daly gives one of the best performances of anyone on TV. He's marvelous.

7. Master of None (Season 1)
Last Year: N/A
Favorite Episode: Indians on TV
Aziz Ansari continues to surprise me. With Master of None, he's made a deeply personal show that's often inspired. Half romantic comedy, half reflection on society, it is one of the few "binge shows" still concerned with crafting an actual episode. Based on Tom from Parks & Rec. and other roles I've seen him in, I never would've guessed he'd be such a nuanced lead. Props too to Noel Wells for coming out strong after her all too brief time on SNL.

6. The Americans (Season 3)
Last Year: #7
Favorite Episode: Do Mail Robots Dram of Electric Sheep?
The only thing working against The Americans is that is comes on so early in the year, that I forget its greatness by the time I make the year end list. This season had showcase after showcase for everyone in the cast.
Matthew Rhys being tasked with seducing an impressionable teenage girl was the most uncomfortable thing I watched this year. Perhaps a close second being the home dental work they did. Keri Russell bonding with the old woman whose only sin was working too late, knowing that she'd have to kill her is as good as TV gets. Then there's Paige learning the truth about her parents. And Annet Mehendru basically on her own show in the Russian prison. And Noah Emmerich, still the company man for the FBI despite the rest of his life falling apart.
How are there five better shows?

5. Silicon Valley (Season 2)
Last Year: #3
Favorite Episode: Homicide
Don't let the two spot drop fool you. Nothing about the second season of Silicon Valley was a let down. No single moment matched the brilliance in Optimal Tip-to-Tip Efficiency, but so many did come close. In Homicide alone you have both the SWOT board and the reveal about Double Asshole. The addition of Chris Diamantopoulos' Russ Hanneman, Peter Gregory replacement Laurie Bream (Suzanne Cryer), and new girl in the company, Carla (Alice Wetterlund) softened the blow of losing Christopher Evan Welch. Thomas Middleditch doesn't get the credit he deserves for his role. The same goes for Zach Woods. This is just a terrific ensemble.

4. Fargo (Season 2)
Last Year: #1
Favorite Episode: Rhinoceros
I'm not sure how this happened. Fargo was my top show last year. Season 2 was as good if not better, and here it is "dropping" to 4th. It didn't have the surprise factor of the first season and I suppose that made all the different.
The second season did what most sequels aim to do. It expanded in almost every way. The story was more expansive. The carnage was crazier. The cast was much bigger. I don't even know where to begin with singling out performances. Patrick Wilson is always steady. Kirsten Dunst continues to impress and surprise me. Jesse Plemons inches ever closer to that "big break" when the world realizes how great he is. Nick Offerman impressively follows his Ron Swanson days with something markedly different. Cristin Milioti and Ted Danson carried themselves with natural ease and confidence. Bokeem Woodbine. Zahn McClarnon. Jean Smart. I'm just going to stop with them. There's no way I can cover all the great work.
As I said, season two greatly expanded on season one and completely succeeded. It was hilarious. It was intense. It was assured. It was everything I wanted it to be.

3. Parks & Rec. (Season 7)
Last Year: #6
Favorite Episode: Leslie & Ron
This one jumped all over my list. I mean, it's one of the all time great comedies. Just about any ranking seems too low. I "settled" on third. This was one of the great victory lap seasons of TV. The time jump allowed for interesting new dynamics and set up for a bottle episode (of sorts) with Leslie & Ron, which is one of a handful of episodes that belong in the Best Ever discussion.
The finale, which followed every major (and some minor) character's story years down the line was among the most satisfying ends to any series. Years down the line, I imagine people will be bewildered that this low rated comedy kept such a strong collection of talent (like Freaks and Geeks but for adult actors) for seven seasons.

2. Veep
Last Year: #2
Favorite Episode: Testimony
Two years in a row as my second pick. That's pretty good. That means it's been my favorite comedy for two years, and why shouldn't it be? It's the funniest comedy on TV. Even the Emmys agree*. No offense to the Seinfeld fans out there, but this is a career best role for Julia Louise Dreyfus. An entire season of her as POTUS was no less entertaining than previous seasons. Whether it was the congressional reading of all the names in the Jonad Files, the team scrambling to figure out what happens in the case of a tie in the Electoral College, Mike and Gary running panicked through a Tehran airport with bags full of booze, or any of a handful of things each episode, this was a terrific show.

*Which, yes, I do recognize how that's as much a strike against it as anything. I like to think of it more in terms of "A broken clock is still right twice a day".

1. The Leftovers
Last Year: #5
Favorite Episode:  International Assassin
It's simple really. There was no show that I looked forward to seeing each week more than The Leftovers and each episode ended up deserving that anticipation. Season 2 was an improvement in nearly every way. The switch to focusing on only a couple characters each episode focused the series as a whole. The world was even more rich with detail with the move to Jarden, TX. I feel like
I need to give special attention to Justin Theroux and Christopher Eccleston for their showcase episodes, the series high points. David Lindelof and company not only managed to get a good performance out of Liv Tyler, they somehow made her one of the most haunting villains of the year. The only down side to the season was Carrie Coon not getting enough opportunities to shine. Having such a deep roster of talent is a good problem to have though. I'm so happy to hear that it was renewed for a third and final season. But even if it hadn't been, this was a wholly satisfying end to the season.

2015 - The Shows I Wish I'd Watched

It's December again. That means it's time to look back on the year. By far, 2015 was the busiest year of TV (or whatever we call it now) ever. So many shows. So many channels. So many ways to watch it. So much that I can't ever cover it all in a single list.

For all the shows I did get to watch this year, there's so many I didn't have the time, opportunity, or DVR space to watch. I've covered the worst things I watched already. Before I get to all the great shows I watched, I'd like to cover a few I regret not getting to.

Top 10
Next Top 10 (11-20)
The “20's Not Enough” 10 (21-30)
The “Somehow Not in my top 30” 10. (31-40)
Everything Else
Worst 10
Wish I Watched

Last Year

BoJack Horseman (Season)
Why I Didn't Watch It: It looks really Adult Swim-y which I'm used to ignoring.
Why I Need to Change That: This took the "Animated Golden Child" title among critics from Bob's Burgers last year and hasn't let go. I hear that it's surprisingly poignant and does Hollywood satire better than a half dozen live action shows out there.

Broad City (Season 2)
Why I Didn't Watch It: I want to watch it from the beginning and haven't found it available on any service I have.
Why I Need to Change That: While the buzz has quieted down from last year, there's been no indication that the quality has diminished. Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer are rising stars. I need to get on this train before it's too late.

Empire (Seasons 1 & 2)
Why I Didn't Watch It: When it premiered, I assumed it was mid-season cannon fodder. I keep waiting for the wave to crash.
Why I Need to Change That: While the concept of the show doesn't interest me all that much, at some point I just have to watch to stay relevant with pop culture, right?

The Good Wife (Seasons 6 & 7)
Why I Didn't Watch It: I'm so damn far behind.
Why I Need to Change That: I like a good lawyer show and this has been a critical darling for years. I have no excuse for not watching this yet other than 144 episodes and counting.

The Knick (Season 2)
Why I Didn't Watch It: I don't have Cinemax.
Why I Need to Change That: A period medical drama starring Clive Owen with Steven Soderbergh directing every episode. Yeah, why would I want to watch that?

Mr. Robot (Season 1)
Why I Didn't Watch It: When I think of USA original Series, I still think "Blue Sky", not "Critical darling".
Why I Need to Change That: I've heard nothing but good things about Rami Malek, Christian Slater, and this show as a whole. Luckily, with it being a USA show, I'm sure I'll be able to find a marathon of it on at some time before the second season premieres, if I choose to catch up on it.

Shameless (Season 5)
Why I Didn't Watch It: I don't have Showtime.
Why I Need to Change That: This is one of my very favorite show. Emmy Rossum, Jeremy Allen White, Emma Kenney, William H. Macy. They're all terrific. I wish I had Showtime.

UnREAL (Season 1)
Why I Didn't Watch It: It's on Lifetime. This is the network of Drop Dead Diva and Army Wives. I had no reason to assume this would be worth watching.
Why I Need to Change That: This is a series about working behind the scenes of a reality dating show. I like Shirri Appleby and Constance Zimmer, and apparently this show was more cutting about the topic than I would've expected.

You're the Worst (Season 2)
Why I Didn't Watch It: They moved it to FXX because they hate me.
Why I Need to Change That: By the end of season one, I grew to really like this. Chris Geere, Aya Cash, Kether Donohue, and Desmin Borges are all great. I'll be seeing this eventually, but not in 2015.

2015 - The Shows I Most Regret Watching

It's December again. That means it's time to look back on the year. By far, 2015 was the busiest year of TV (or whatever we call it now) ever. So many shows. So many channels. So many ways to watch it. So much that I can't ever cover it all in a single list.

Before I get to the best this year had to offer, I need to unburden myself with the 10 shows that I least enjoyed watching. Now, I do need to make something clear. These are all shows that I watched multiple episodes of. In some cases, the whole season. For each of these shows, I could name at least 3 that I didn't even bother with and that are probably even worse. That said, I will not be continuing with several of these in 2016.

Top 10
Next Top 10 (11-20)
The “20's Not Enough” 10 (21-30)
The “Somehow Not in my top 30” 10. (31-40)
Everything Else
Worst 10
Wish I Watched

Last Year


(From Least Bad to Worst)

Cougar Town (Season 6)
This was the sixth and final season of Cougar Town and it's sad how ready I was for it to go. For a show that I once loved (it was my 13th favorite in 2013), I don't understand how I fell out of love with it. I somehow missed the series finale and still haven't gotten back around to it in eight months since.

True Detective (Season 2)
Three things made season one so spectacular: 1) Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson's captivating performances, 2) Nic Pizzolatto's crazy writing, and 3) Cary Jojo Fukanaga's masterful direction.
For season 2, Rachel McAdams, Collin Farrell, Vince Vaughn, and Taylor Kitschnearly matched that star power, but the characters simply weren't as interesting. Pizzolatto returned to write everything, but ended up writing densely to the point of being gibberish by the end. Despite bringing in excellent directors like Justin Lin and Jeremy Podeswa, they weren't able to match the singular focus of Fukanaga. This was a mess of a season. I'm hoping the lessons have been learned and season 3 is a return to form.

Married (Season 2)
I love Judy Greer and Nat Faxon. They do fine work on this show. I watched season one last year entirely out of my respect for them even though the tone of the show was never a match for me. I began this season, hoping it would grow on me. After a few episodes, it still didn't click. I just had to stop. I hate to be "that guy" but, maybe if it was funnier...

Gotham (Season 1)
I like my Batman fan fiction to be building to something. In the fall of 2014, I accepted that the creative team had to figure some things out. By the spring, it was clear that they were mostly worried about developing all the villains at a rate too fast to fit any Batman narrative and lost interest in telling Gordon's story. I didn't bother returning in the fall.

Grace & Frankie (Season 1)
Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin are legends. I mean, I've never loved them in anything, but they are definitely TV and film royalty. They willed a lot of this show to work. Just, not enough for me. I didn't find the writing as clever as the show did, and the leisurely pace struck me as dull, rather than relaxed. It just wasn't for me.

Public Morals (Season 1)
Truth be told, I watched this show for Katrina Bowden and Lyndon Smith. It turns out that they were not used much at all. Take them away, and this is a generic 60's cop drama. It's what I expected for a TNT drama, and a reminder of why I don't watch TNT dramas. Luckily, it's not returning for a second season, so this one has been dropped for me.

The Comedians (Season 1)
Thanks FX. You made me hate Billy Crystal and Josh Gad. Thanks for that. This was a Hollywood satire with absolutely nothing new to say.

American Horror Story: Hotel (Series 5)
I see why the fans of this show like it. The actors are all having a blast. Angela Bassett and Lady Gaga have saved entire episodes for me. There's times when this is just the coolest looking show on TV. For instance, Gaga and Matt Bomer's introduction scene I had to immediately watch a second time.
I'm sorry, but it is all sizzle and no steak. It's a collection of ideas first and a good story second. Or maybe it's better to say it's directed first, acted second, and written last. I really tried watching this keeping that in mind but I couldn't. I'm determined to finish the season, but it's become a drag. Perhaps a lot of that is on Wes Bentley. He's dreadful, at least on this. Without him, this is immediately twice as watchable.

Fear the Walking Dead (Season 1)
Did they learn anything from The Walking Dead? This managed to move too fast AND too slow. I'm not even sure how that's possible. Nothing happened for five episodes, yet Los Angeles managed to get overrun by walkers. Then, throw in some of the worst characters on TV and this was almost unwatchable at times. Seriously, Frank Dillane deserves an award for having the least likable character on TV. The sad thing is, I'll be back next season, because the flagship show has trained me to expect wild variance in quality. Besides, I want to be there when any of those kids die. Keep Kim Dickens, Cliff Curtis, maybe Ruben Blades, and recast the rest with every leftover actor from The Wire. That would be a good start.

Mulaney (Season 1)
This isn't even fair. Mulaney was my worst show last year for the first part of its horrific, brief season. A handful of episodes aired in 2015 too. I don't want to relive a second of this awful series, so let's just leave it at this: RIP Mulaney. You won't be missed.

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

2015 Movies: My Top 10, Bottom 10, and Everything In Between

I love ranking things. I think that's obvious by now. I do it a lot and I do it thoroughly. I do it for a lot of reasons but one is chief among them. When I rank something, it forces me to figure out what I value. I figure out what things matter and what things don't. For movies, it comes down to being amused over being amazed or valuing a performance over a visual style. It's a lot of fun. It's also very personal. My list isn't wrong. I'd love to hear an argument for one thing or another to change my mind, but whatever I choose is right. I like that.

2015 was a hell of a strong year for movies. I feel that way every year, I'll admit. It would suck if I didn't think that. There's always plenty of great movies. It's tough to know what is going to stick with me though. As I'll get to later on, my top 10 from 2014 is largely in tact, but the order is all different. My 2013 list is quite different now and the 2012 top ten is almost unrecognizable. I can already tell that my top movies this year will change. Most are too fresh in my mind to rate fairly or too distant to remember properly. What I can say about 2015, that makes it a little more special than years past is that over the last couple weeks, I considered each of the top 10 for my top spot. That's the first time that has happened. Normally, there's a top tier that's much smaller. I remember 2014 barely had a top tier at all. I'm not crazy enough to call this my favorite year ever for movies, but it certainly feels like the strongest one since I started this blog.

For a numbers comparison. I saw fewer movies from this year (67) than I did at this point in 2014 or 2013 (74). However, I went to the movie theater the most times ever (66 times), which includes 4 movies from 2014 that rolled out slowly, 1 Fathom event (A special edition of The Iron Giant), and 3 different movies that I saw more than once in theaters (as opposed to seeing nothing twice in 2014, which should indicate something).

Before I begin, I'd like to explain the list real quick. I've ordered everything I saw released in 2015 from best to worst by my own opinion (Mainly by asking myself "What would I most regret having not seen?"). I've divided them up in 4 groups: Top 10, Next Top 10, Bottom 10, and Everything In Between. Try to think of the middle movies as a relative order, because it's hard to compare, say Jurassic World and Carol when I didn't feel strongly about either.  However, the top and bottom are more reliable.

2014 Edition
2013 Edition
2012 Edition
2011 Edition

Top 10

1. Mad Max: Fury Road
There's is no way I could pick something else. No movie this year blew me away like Fury Road. Not even close. George Miller is a master and used all that Happy Feet 2 experience to make one of the best action movies ever. It is a wild ride start to finish. I took maybe two breathes total the first time I saw it; A few more the next time; I was back to normal breathing by the third. This is a marvelous film. Tom Hardy gets the namesake but it's Charlize Theron's Imperator Furiosa who is perhaps the ultimate badass of 2015.

2. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
With Star Wars, it's not just about the quality of the writing or the artistry of the direction. It's emotional, and on that level, The Force Awakens gets it all right. The Prequels are movies set in the Star Wars universe. The Force Awakens is a Star Wars movie. Nothing else on this list leaves me as giddy with thoughts of what's next. The casting and characters are all top notch. The action is fun and lively. I can't say that it will connect for everyone at this level (not everyone saw Episodes I, II, and III as many times in theater as I did), but I can't put it any lower than this. After two weeks, I'm still riding that high.

3. Creed
Sometimes movies get extra points for taking me by surprise. I knew Michael B. Jordan is a good actor. I knew Ryan Coogler is a talented filmmaker, especially when working with Jordan (See: Fruitvale Station). I even knew that Sylvester Stallone could be better than his latest string of B-movies. I didn't know that all this would come together so well. No one can deny that Jordan is a star on the rise after this gripping tale of a son getting out of his father's shadow. Coogler shot the hell out of this movie. I was nearly jumping out of my seat during that final fight. Stallone gives his first great performance in decades. I'm a sucker for a good crowd please. This is a great one.

4. Ex Machina
Some movies just plain haunt you. That is the case with Ex Machina. It's a beautiful, tense, claustrophobic movie that follows a three way battle of minds between Oscar Isaac, Alicia Vikander, and Domnhall Gleeson as the creator, the robot, and the tester respectively. There is no weak link in that cast. That dark and chilling ending had me thinking about it for days. This is Science Fiction at its best.

5. Me & Earl & the Dying Girl
A lot of movies brought me close to tears this year. Only one had me wiping tears from my face. This is a fantastic coming of age story about, you guessed it, an awkward high school senior (Thomas Mann) who is initially forced by his mom to befriend a girl in his class (Olivia Cooke) who has been diagnosed with cancer. The young cast of Mann, Cooke, and RJ Cyler along with veterans like Connie Britton, Nick Offerman, Molly Shannon, and Jon Bernthal add great depth to this crazy, specific world. It's the friendship between Mann and Cooke that cemented this as one of my absolute favorites of 2015 though.

6. Inside Out
I couldn't believe I had Inside Out this low when I looked at my finished list. This makes a strong case for being Pixar's best movie ever. The voice cast, including Amy Poehler, Phyllis Smith, Richard Kind, Mindy Kaling, Bill Hader (I'll stop there) are absolutely perfectly chosen. The script is clever and tight and funny. It's right behind Me & Earl & The Dying Girl as the movie that came closest to making me ugly cry. This might be pound for pound the best movie of the year, animated or otherwise.

7. Tomorrowland
Of the movies in my top ten, this one has jumped around the most. When I first saw it, it didn't love it but I knew I wasn't done with it. A second showing went much better. By the time I was watching the Blu-ray of it, I determined that I just plain like this movie. It's fun. It's optimistic. It's funny. It's motivational. Britt Robertson, Raffey Cassidy, and George Clooney are an underrated trio. It's clear that Brad Bird and David Lindelof had so much more story to tell than what made it into the movie. I'm fine if this world never gets further explorer though.

8. Room
To think, I called Ex Machina claustrophobic. The first half of the movie takes place entirely in a 10x10 foot room. For my money, Brie Larson gives the best performance of anyone this year (male/female, lead/supporting, maybe even TV/movie). Jacob Tremblay gives one of the great performances by a child actor. The movie pulls off the magic trick of having the climax (or high action point) midway through the movie, but manages to stay equally engaging throughout.

9. The Martian
There's always room in my list for a movie that makes you want to jump up and cheer. When I first saw this, I called it a crowd-pleaser of the highest order. I stand by this. It is one of the funniest movies of the year despite not being a "comedy movie". Matt Damon is at peak likability. The cast is so deep that they'll need at least two rows in the theater for the Oscars to seat them all. Just when you think Ridley Scott has lost it (See: Exodus Gods and Kings), he reminds everyone why he's rightly included on the shortlist of greatest living directors.

10. Spotlight
Normally, my tenth spot is reserved for a movie that I can't justify any higher, but I want to be in my top 10. Last year, for example, I had The Interview (technically 9th, but my point stands) due to the ridiculous controversy surrounding it. Two years ago, it was Spring Breakers because I couldn't figure out what that movie was (I'm still not sure what to make of it). This year though, I'm picking Spotlight because I'd feel stupid if it wasn't in there. This is a damn good movie. It's delicately handled, expertly told, intelligently paced, and superbly acted. I thought I knew everything I needed about the Catholic church cover up and scandal in Boston but I was wrong. The systemic and societal complacency uncovered and examined is up there with the best of what David Simon has done in shows like The Wire. Coincidentally enough, Spotlight's director, Tom McCarthy was a recurring character on The Wire playing, you guessed it, a newspaper reporter. I guess Simon rubbed off him.

The Next 10
It's strange. Last year, my top ten featured four traditional comedies (as you'll see below, my revised list for 2014 still has three). In 2015, I don't have any. Perhaps last year was an overreaction. I was tired of never seeing comedies never make year-end lists despite being my favorite type of movie to watch. I would've liked to find room for one this year. As you'll see, I had many trying to break in. My top 10 were pretty untouchable though. The whole time I've been tinkering with these lists, it's been those same ten at the top. Only their positions in the top 10 have changed. Make no mistake though, those ten compared to my next ten are the difference between 10/10s and 9/10s. I'm still quite fond of all of these and they all carry a strong recommendation from me.

Pitch Perfect 2
This massive sequel drops the engaging story of the first movie, opting to be an all-out comedy assault instead. This is roaringly funny throughout with some nice acapella to boot.

The Night Before
It's not an exceptionally ambitious movie. It's a pleasant Christmas movie with hints of A Christmas Carol. Joseph Gordon Levitt, Anthony Mackie, and Seth Rogen are a pleasant trio to spend two hours with for a stoner comedy.

Brooklyn
I think Brooklyn stands the best chance to sneak into my top 10 by the time I reexamine this list next year, as time has only increased its appeal. This is a fairly simple movie. It's beautifully shot and Saoirse Ronan is engaging throughout.

Trainwreck
Amy Schumer dominates in this raunchy RomCom. And with a supporting cast including Colin Quinn, Vanessa Bayer, Brie Larson, and Lebron James, how could I not enjoy it?

It Follows
A simple, efficient horror movie that gets under your skin. I haven't trusted a single person walking toward me since I saw this.

Kingsman: The Secret Service
Matthew Vaughn's riff on James Bond is so much fun. It's a great introduction to Taron Ederton. I didn't realize that Colin Firth could be such a badass.

Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation
Mission Impossible is such an odd franchise. It's star driven vehicle in the most literal sense (This is Tom Cruise's baby, not a writer or director's). This might be the best the ensemble has ever been with Cruise still refusing to show any age, Rebecca Ferguson joining to serve as Ethan Hunt's counter-point, Simon Pegg bringing in the laughs, and Ving Rhames is steady as ever.

Ant-Man
Ignore the super-hero elements. This is just a very funny heist movie. Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, and Michael Douglas make a surprisingly entertaining trio.

The End of the Tour
You may have noticed that I keep calling my top movies simple. I don't mean that as a pejorative. Too many movies try to do too much and go too long. The End of the Tour is under 2 hours long and is mostly a series of conversations between the lead characters. That focus allows it to have much greater depth. Jason Segel gives one of the forgotten great performances this year as reclusive novelist David Foster Wallace.

Bridge of Spies
Spielberg and Hanks. Sometimes that all it takes.

Everything In Between
I want to again stress that this is not a strict order. It's instructive but not exact. There's a lot of good movies here. Some I wholly enjoyed then swiftly forgot. Others stuck with me despite glaring flaws. I'm not sure there's any I regret seeing.

Spy
This is the best use of Melissa McCarthy since Bridesmaids.

Sicario
Emily Blunt and Benicio Del Toro give great performances in a movie that treads a little too much of the same territory I've seen in plenty of movies (Traffic) and TV Shows (The Bridge).

Tangerine
I could easily have this higher. It's a basic premise and a wild ride. Kitana Kiki Rodriguez is a hoot. If anything, the movie might've just been a sensory overload.

The Wolfpack
90 minutes isn't enough time to spend with this interesting family.

Steve Jobs
Excellent performances from Michael Fassbender, Kate Winslett, Jeff Daniels, and even Seth Rogen. This three act play of a movie is an interesting examination of Jobs as a study of the pitfalls of exceptionalism.

The Danish Girl
There's not a better one-two punch in 2015 than Eddie Redmayne and Alicia Vikander.

Cinderella
This was god-damn delightful.

Straight Outta Compton
In the end, this is a pretty standard Music biopic, but it's well done, with a great sound track, and covers a very interesting time in music.

Avengers: Age of Ultron
This was a solid super-hero story that people made the mistake of thinking was meant to be an end point like the was the first one. It's a busy movie, focused as much on moving pieces into place for future movies as the conflict at hand. The action set pieces were big and the cast was enjoyable to see bounce off one another.

Furious 7
These movies keep getting bigger and bigger. We can't be more than than two movies away from someone uttering the phrase "doomsday device", can we?

Jurassic World
Dinosaurs causing chaos. Chris Pratt being all quippy and action hero-y. Bryce Dallas Howard and those heels. Maybe it wasn't all great, but it was a lot of good.

Krampus
Because I really needed to add Santa Claus to my list of fears.

Everest
One of the two movies this year I was really surprised wasn't a bigger hit. It was well shot with a strong cast and told an interesting true story. What was it missing?

Spectre
Falling short of Skyfall is nothing to be ashamed of.

The Walk
The other movie I thought would be a bigger hit. Sure, Joseph Gordon Levitt's accent was silly (authentic, but silly), but that last act with the walk between the Twin Towers is as gripping a cinematic experience as anything I saw this year.

Carol
Cate Blanchett...I think that makes my argument for me.

The Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part 2
I never could connect with this franchise the way a lot of people did. This was a fitting end though.

Focus
Will Smith and Margot Robbie crackle together on screen.

Unfriended
This is such a clever way to tell a horror story that questioning its effectiveness is almost beside the point.

The Good Dinosaur
The Inside Out comparisons don't help. What really doesn't help is how underpopulated the world is for an otherwise sweet movie.

The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
The fact that this is by far Alicia Vikander's third weakest role this year has more to do with how great a year she's having than anything that's wrong with this retro TV adaptation.

Project Almanac
Pretty teens travelling back in time. I got what I paid for when I bought that ticket.

Concussion
It's good to see Will Smith back in serious acting mode again in a strong role.

Still Alice
I still question calling this a 2015 movie (Julianne Moore won the 2014 Oscar for it, after all), but I'm basing this list off BoxOfficeMojo. This was a performance, not really a movie.

Call Me Lucky
Barry Crimmins' story is an interesting one. I kind of wish I hadn't known any of it going into this documentary so it could pack a bigger punch.

Jupiter Ascending
The Theory of Everything, this, The Danish Girl. Eddie Redmayne has had a strange year.

Joy
Sadly, Jennifer Lawrence wasn't enough to make me like this.

Maze Runner: The Scorch Trials
These young adult dystopias are all a blur to me by now.

The Visit
M. Night Shaymalan's found footage horror movie is technically sound. I just hated the two main characters so much that it tanked the movie for me.

Home
I never imagined I would say this, but Jim Parsons and Rihanna make a good team.
Side Note: I didn't mean to, but apparently I seen Rihanna's entirely filmography all in theaters (Battleship, This is the End, Annie, Home).

Terminator: Genisys
I really liked Emilia Clarke as Sarah Connor.

Southpaw
This looks even worse thanks to Creed doing all of it better. It pains me to put something with Jake Gyllenhaal and Rachel McAdams so low.

Goosebumps
This came out one, maybe even two decades too late.

The Peanuts Movie
I'm not a big Peanuts fan to begin with, and this doesn't reward non-Peanuts fans at all.

Our Brand Is Crisis
Imagine Gracie Hart running a South American presidential campaign.

American Ultra
A perfect example of the pitch being better than the movie.

Results
As with many Sundance movies, this could just as easily have been called "White People Problems: The Movie".

Bottom 10
Let's get a little perspective here. Several of these aren't the worst movies of 2015. There's nearly 700 movies to choose from (not counting the ones that never made it to theaters). I've watched 1/10th of them and even I have limits for how dire I'll go. This is a pretty sad group though.

Fantastic Four
Not even my love of Michael B. Jordan, Miles Teller, and Kate Mara could save this. I didn't know that a superhero movie could be so lifeless.

Aloha
Ignoring the "Emma Stone as half Asian" of it all, this is kind of a meandering mess. I get not liking Bradley Cooper, but how does a movie with Emma Stone, Rachel McAdams, John Krasinski, and Bill Murray end up so "bleh"?

The Big Short
A magnificent array of all my biggest pet peeves in one movie. No single movie structurally and tonally turned me off as much as The Big Short. It was saved by a great cast and a script that clearly had a lot of effort put into it.

Get Hard
Will Ferrell plays to the level of the movie around him. Sadly, this wasn't a funny movie and he matched that.

The Divergent Series: Insurgent
Boy do they love breaking through glass and windows and mirrors in this.

Minions
I really dislike the Minions. An entire movie of them is like my own personal hell. Why did I do this to myself?

Fifty Shades of Grey
Even I had enough of the scenes with naked Dakota Johnson by the end. Thanks Fifty Shades of Grey. You ruined one of the last reliable good things left in my life.

Taken 3
They continue to make the case even stronger that they should've stopped with the first.

Chappie
Not only does Neill Blomkamp keep making the same movie, he makes a worse version of it each time.

The D Train
I nearly walked out of this movie, which I don't do*. One great WTF moment couldn't make up for the rest of this unpleasant movie. I wanted to crawl out of my skin after almost every decision made by Jack Black's character. I'm not sure if it's that I thought he was making decisions that no human not in a movie would make, or that it's all designed to make the audience uncomfortable. Either way, I truly hated watching this.

*This is the one exception.

2014 Revisited
Thanks to limited releases and Oscar nomination deployment strategies, there's always a handful of movies that I don't see until the next calendar year. Because of that, I'm do a quick look back at the 2014 movies I saw in 2015 and where they rank against each other. Then, I'll see how my top 10 from 2014 has reshuffled and if any of those late arrivals broke into the list.

First, from favorite to least favorite, the 2014 Stragglers.

Selma
This is a special movie. Had it not completely fucked up its Oscar campaign, it could've done very well, and I would've been fine with that. These days, it's sad how timely it still is.

Inherent Vice
I'm still not sure what I saw, but I liked it. Joaquin Phoenix, Josh Brolin, and Katherine Waterson were all pretty great.

American Sniper
I was an early adopter on the fake baby. It will always be my first talking point for that movie.

Big Eyes
Amy Adams couldn't counter-act Christoph Waltz's hammyness and the dull quirkiness of the movie.

New 2014 Top 10
Not much has changed. Under the Skin still haunts me enough to move into the group. Selma is right on the outside. I just don't have it in me to knock The Interview out. I probably should. The only reason I didn't have Nightcrawler #1 last year was because I feared it wouldn't play as well with repeat viewings. It turns out, it does. Quite well, in fact.

1. Nightcrawler
2. Neighbors
3. Oculus
4. Whiplash
5. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
6. 22 Jump Street
7. Gone Girl
8. Birdman
9. Under the Skin
10. The Interview