Saturday, November 29, 2014

Movie Reaction: Horrible Bosses 2

Formula: Saving Silverman / Horrible Bosses

Why I Saw It: Despite my mixed feelings about the first movie, this cast can easily carry whatever plot they give it.

Cast: It's telling that the end credits call attention to the Hangover comparison, because the movie really does rely on the same balance of lead character traits. Jason Bateman again, is the straight man, which he does as well as anyone in the business. Jason Sudeikis is the over-confident handsome guy which he also does as well as anyone. Charlie Day is the Charlie Day character, and would you believe he plays that character better than anyone. The new characters (Chris Pine, Christoph Waltz) keep things fresh and the returning characters (Jennifer Aniston, Kevin Spacey, Jamie Foxx) show up long enough to play their greatest hits. The script handles the cast as well as you could hope.

Plot: We move from murder to kidnapping this time around. The gang kidnaps the son of a man who fucks them over. Obviously, things don't go according to plan and hijinks ensue. Well, actually the son is in on it. It's strange how little autonomy the guys have in the movie. Like the first movie, it's another case of things magically working out for them. Then again, it's a comedy so as long as it's funny that's all that matters. And, it is funny. 

Elephant in the Room: You like the cast. You like the comedy. What's your problem with it? I've been debating that in my mind for a while. As far as I can tell, it comes down to this. Some comedies exist in the real world and others don't. This movie is the former but tries to play by the rules of the latter. There's no way any part of their plan works at almost any point. The only reason the movie continues is because it's a movie and it must. Some of you out there will complain that it's a comedy and I'm taking it too seriously. Well, all I have to say to that is that lazy writing is lazy no matter what genre.

To Sum Things Up:
This is funny. There's no denying that. Fans of the first movie should be pleased. People who haven't seen the first movie won't be lost if they watch this. I love the three leading men and there's a surprising amount of Oscar and Emmy pedigree in the supporting cast. This is a good sequel to an okay movie. You shouldn't expect much more than that.

Verdict (?): Weakly Don't Recommend

Weekly Basketball Picks: 11/28-12-4

All the turkey and tournaments resulted in not a great week for me as numerous teams showed their mettle (Oklahoma, Georgetown) while others didn't (UNC). You'll notice that I'm posting this on Saturday with games on Friday in my predictions. What can I tell you, I'm slow to post sometimes. I promise, none of my predictions are any different than if I got this up in time. Besides, it's only a couple games.

Record: 9-6 (13-7)
Definites
Kansas St. over Purdue - As expected, Marcus Foster was the best player on the court.
Villanova over VCU - I was right about the win, not about it being close.
SDSU over BYU - It took two over times and I was very wrong about it being low scoring.
Harvard over Houston - I still hate Sampson
SMU over Arkansas - The Mustangs are missing Markus Kennedy more than I thought.
UNC over Butler - I'll say it again. UNC had no business losing this.
Oklahoma over UCLA - Even if I am low on the Sooners, this was a gimme.
Minnesota over St. John's - Perhaps the Johnnies are finally putting it together.
Florida over Georgetown - Still not sure whether Florida is that bad or Georgetown is that good.
Memphis over Baylor - Wow. Completely missed that call.
Maybes
Arizona over Kansas St. - The Wildcats kept up with the Wildcats to the very end.
SDSU over Pittsburgh - And that Aztec defense was tough.
Villanova over Michigan - Villanova sure is looking good.
Arizona over SDSU - I was hoping the Aztecs would finish it out. but I figured they couldn't.
(Didn't Happen) Wisconsin over Florida
UNC over Butler/UCLA/Oklahoma - Regardless of the who, UNC disappointed.


Battle 4 Atlantis: North Carolina v. Florida (Friday)
As disappointing as that Butler loss was, I'm even less enthused about Florida's outlook. Look for the loss to the Bulldogs to motivate the Tar Heels.
Winner:North Carolina


NIT Season Tip-Off: St. John's v. Gonzaga (Friday)
Gonzaga has looked excellent so far this season. The Johnnies looked impressive against Minnesota but Gonzaga's depth should be the difference maker here.
Winner: Gonzaga

Providence at Kentucky (Sunday)
LaDontae Denton and the Friars are looking better than I expected so far. Then again, their 6-0 start hasn't been against the best competition. Kentucky on the other hand has been incredibly impressive so far.
Winner: Kentucky

Texas at Connecticut (Sunday)
With the Longhorns' starting point guard Isaiah Taylor currently injured it's really going to be a matter of front court versus back court. I don't care. I'm incredibly high on Texas this season and Connecticut on ever tries during tournaments.
Winner: Texas

Ohio St. at Louisville (Tuesday)
Looks who joined the ACC/Big Ten Challenge. D'Angelo Russell has looked as good as any Freshman in the country. Louisville is legit though. With the home court advantage, it's hard to see them losing.
Winner: Louisville

Syracuse at Michigan (Tuesday)
Two teams who I think were very overrated in the preseason. The last time the two teams faced each other Trey Burke, Glenn Robinson, and Mitch McGary were all there to break the zone. Well, they're all gone, and even though Syracuse is depleted too, they at least have the right players to play the zone effectively.
Winner: Syracuse

Duke at Wisconsin (Wednesday)

The big one. People could talk up the Champions Classic all they wanted, but this has been the biggest non-conference game of the season since day one. Both teams look more than worthy of their rankings. Wisconsin showed some signs of weakness against Georgetown. They are the home team though. I figure Kaminsky will embarrass Okafor repeatedly but Duke's talent shines though.
Winner: Duke


Iowa at North Carolina (Wednesday)
This should be UNC in a rout. The Butler game has me questioning them though. Home court should be the deciding factor in making sure that Marcus Paige gets some help against a balanced Iowa lineup.
Winner: UNC

Wichita St. at Utah (Wednesday)
Utah's only loss so far has been at San Diego St. It's hard to fault them for that. I'm apparently going to keep picking against Wichita until they lose, so here I go again. How long can the excellent Shockers back court carry them? Well, Utah has some pretty good guards and a well balanced lineup to boot.
Winner: Utah

Arkansas at Iowa St. (Thursday)
The loss to Maryland is a peculiar one for the Cyclones. I would've picked them in a rout over the Razorbacks if not for that. I like Georges Niang than much. I'm not sure that Iowa St. has an answer for Bobby Portis though. I sure hope I'm not an SEC homer.
Winner: Arkansas

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Movie Reaction: The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1

Formula: The Hunger Games - the Hunger Games

Why I Saw It: If something is going to have the biggest opening weekend of the year, you can assume I'm part of that.

Cast: Jennifer Lawrence is Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lawrence and, of course, Jennifer Lawrence. Seriously though, without her in the lead role, there's not enough else here. That's not a judgment of the rest of the cast though. Liam Hemsworth is doing everything he can to overcome absolutely no character development. Josh Hutcherson does more with his few minutes than most of the rest of the cast does with substantially more time. Woody Harrelson gets a little different shading with Haymitch this time around. Elizabeth Banks does a great job adding depth to the cartoon that is Effie. Julianne Moore and Philip Seymour Hoffman do a good job playing the adults and heads of District 13.

Plot: The story continues directly after the events of catching Fire. Katniss is in District 13. Peeta is stuck in the Capitol. The majority of the movie is spent using Katniss to make propaganda films to inspire the other districts to rebel. There are a lot of great commentary on the nature of political propoganda and if the ends justify the means. It's meaty thematic stuff for a movie this big and broad. There is simply not enough plot to justify this being a movie. Nowhere near enough. I'm fine with splitting the last book in a series if there's enough material. Unless they are saving 80% of the book for the last movie for some reason, there's not enough there.

Elephant in the Room: Was it hard to see Philip Seymour Hoffman? Seeing him pop up sure put a dour mood on a lot of scenes. He's nothing special in it, but it's no fun beginning every scene he's in thinking "bummer".

To Sum Things Up:
I liked this movie. I just wish there was more to like in it. This is pretty much an incomplete until Part 2. If it turns out that this was laying the groundwork for a balls to the walls conclusion, then I can accept that. Otherwise, I'd rather've seen this whole movie in montage form.

Verdict (?): Weakly Don't Recommend

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

DVR Purge: 11/18-11/24

How does the week mark keep sneaking up on me?

Past Purges 


Agents of SHIELD "The Things We Bury"
Fitz is back to taking part in missions. Skye's dad is a little crazy. Bobbi is wearing fewer clothes. A lot to like this week. I'm very curious to see how they tie all this in to Agent Carter.

New Girl "Teachers"
I could focus on the hilarity of Nick teaching Schmidt how to do laundry (no one knows how to use permanent press) or Winston how to read a ruler (thank god they never got to the centimeter side). I could laugh at Coach and his new buddy. I could look to how entertainingly perfect Ryan is for Jess, despite her efforts to fight it. No, I'm going to focus on the coincidence that I watched The Preacher's Wife just last week only to have New Girl reference it multiple times, after going 27 years* without hearing it referenced a single time in my life.

*It came out in 1996, so 18 years, but you get my point for dramatic effect.


The Mindy Project "Diary of a Mad Indian Women"
These residents are just on the wrong side of the hilarity diagonal in which Mindy interacting with any youths for any reason is the best thing ever. Still good, but not as good as Mindy hanging out in a high school.

Arrow "Draw Back Your Bow"
It's inevitable to have a show about a vigilante creating new vigilante's who don't quite get it. Leave it to a comic book show to turn her into a masked crusader as well with a cupid proclivity. I'm not greatly invested in the love triangle they are creating, but Brandon Routh continues to be a worthy foil they are building toward.

The Middle "Thanksgiving VI"
Truth be told, for a lot of shows this week, I had a bunch of notes that I was working off and then lost in the process of file transfers, so I'm going off more memory than I'd like. Can we all agree that the second that Devin Levin was mentioned, we knew that she was going to be a perfect match for Axl? Yeah, she is pretty perfect for him and Gia Mantegna (Yes, daughter of Joe) is good enough in the role that I'm happy to have her back, especially since all the other kids are dating someone.
 
Modern Family "Three Turkeys"
The first underwhelming episode of the season. It's a good sign if it took eight episodes to get there. There's definitely a sense of everyone kind of hating each other, with Cam and Mitchell feuding with Lilly, Claire and Alex begrudging Luke and Phil's free-spiritedness, Gloria and Jay hiding from the rest of the family. Even Haley's plea for togetherness is only to offset Christmas plans. Make no mistake though, this is the front runner for Modern Family nominee for direction in next year's Emmys.

Blackish "Oedipal Triangle"
It's nice to see Zoey and Jr. interacting. I'm having the most trouble figuring out what to make of either one and putting them together goes a long way in working out the nuances.

Big Bang Theory "The Champagne Reflection"
An episode without an A-story. The three grouping were all kept isolated from one another for the majority which left if feeling really wobbly. Not bad, mind you. "Fun with Flag" was plenty funny and Leonard, Raj, and Howard reflecting on the dead professor's life work was poignant. I just left the episode wondering where the episode was. It was strange.

A to Z "H is for Hostile Takeover"
Andrew like climbing stairs. That's the co-lead of the show everybody. And we wonder why there wasn't a full season order. It's such a shame because in a different show, I'd love this cast.

Parenthood "Lean In"
Good lord, Joel and Julia. This better be it. They better be together now. I'm so under-engaged by their situation by now that I just want it to be over.
Oh, and every student should pull out of that school after seeing the way the headmaster lets her son get away with anything.

Girl Meets World "Girl Meets Friendship"
What's the over/under for how long before we see Lucas' Texas friends again? I saw 2.5 episodes.

Saturday Night Live "Cameron Diaz/Bruno Mars and Mark Ronson"
The Good: The girls are back and home for another holiday. The Schoolhouse Rock about executive orders was on point.
The Bad: Diaz's monologue that reeked of not being able to come up with a better idea.
The Undecided: Having Diaz do a scene with a lemur on a leash is inviting something to go wrong. The abstract play that was uncomfortably too right.

Mulaney "Motif and the City"
I don't like reaching this point, but yeah, I think I'm hate watching this. I just listened to the Mulaney WTF Podcast and convinced myself that I've been too hard on it or watching it the wrong way. Then I watched this week's episode and I still can't find an angle to come at it to enjoy it. Also, numerous things from that interview were oddly present in the episode tonight. Coincidence or is that guy just incredibly shrewd?

Brooklyn Nine Nine "USPIS"
There's two kind of guest stars: the kind you bring in to shake things up with the established characters and the kind that take over the episode completely and the established characters are written around. Ed Helms was definitely the latter in this episode. It was a fine episode around him, but he's was a bit of a drag and so was Peralta by-proxy.

The Walking Dead "Crossed"
I know the limited cast episodes allow for more depth and character development and have been some of the strongest episodes the show's done. Still, I like being able to see everyone in an episode. That said, it was a lot of moving pieces into place for whatever goes down next week. Glad to see Eugene is alive and some shading for Rosita that didn't involve screen time with Abraham.

Gotham "Lovecraft"
I never expected to enjoy the Bruce/Selina part of the show this much. The character development is still at an aggressive pace, but whatever. This doesn't need to match up with a larger DC universe and remembering that will be key for both the writers and the audience. I'm rolling with it for now*. Moving Gordon to Arkham Asylum should be fun for a while (especially with Morena Baccarin showing up).

*I did have to groan when IVY showed back up.

Scorpion "Talismans"
Special news coverage messed up my recording. Smooth move, Ferguson.

Friday, November 21, 2014

Delayed Reaction: The Book of Eli

The Pitch: You know what Mad Max was missing? Weighty religious symbolism.

What Took Me So Long: I heard that is was an apocalyptic movie about people fighting over a bible. That kind of curtailed my excitement.

Why I Saw It: (Club 50) Oh Denzel. No one else quite does what you do. You are one of the only men who can honest to god open a movie by name alone, and there's such a simple pleasure in your performance. This movie has no business working, yet it does. It certainly has talent, with Denzel, Gary Oldman, and Mila Kunis leading it. And was that Tom Waits? The action is more impressively staged than I'd expect for what was a winter release. It isn't all that concerned about explaining how Washington can easily kill a group of a dozen attackers with ease or Kunis times a grenade perfectly to explode under and oncoming car. It's not over the top. It's confident.

Why I Wish I Hadn't: The religious allegory (can I even call it an allegory when it's so explicit?) is a little on the nose. Also, it's sort of hard to believe there would really be so few bibles left. They can find a Da Vinci Code but not a bible? It's only the most reproduced book in human history, that's all. Also, I'm assuming that I'm not meant to think about Eli being blind the whole time, right? I mean, he moves and looks around like he has sight for two hours, then I'm just supposed to buy that he's been blind the whole time? I probably missed a key detail or something to explain this, because otherwise, it's one of those ideas that sounds cooler as a pitch than in execution*.

*For another example of this "pitch to execution" discrepancy, please refer to season six of Dexter.

Verdict (?): Weakly Recommend

Weekly College Basketball Picks: 11/21-11/27

It's week two and so far, it's looking like I'll be sticking with a little bit of basketball in my blog. That means it's time for another ten games to predict in the coming week. It's Thanksgiving week though. All the holiday tournaments mean there's a lot of potential great games that could also swing the other way if upsets happen. What I'm going to do is pick 10 definite games followed by six-ish maybes I'd really like to see
First, let's look at how I did last week.

Record: 8-2
Louisville over Minnesota - As expected, Harrell had a big game.
Wichita St. over New Mexico St. - I overestimated the Aggies
Gonzaga over SMU - I was right. It wasn't close.
Duke over Michigan St. - It was closer than I expected.
Kentucky over Kansas - Wow, just, wow.
Wichita St. over Memphis - Maybe Wichita is better than I thought.
SDSU over Utah - What a trudge of a game.
Oklahoma over Creighton - Apparently there IS life after Doug McDermott.
Texas over Iowa - It was an obvious pick.
SMU over IU -Ho-ho-ho-hoosiers! I'm sorry for doubting. This is the last I will doubt them.


Definites
Maui Invitational: Purdue v. Kansas St. (Monday)
Maui doesn't really get good until the 2nd round. This should be fun though. Purdue is a year away from being competative unless A.J. Hammons finally steps up. Kansas St. should be in the top 25 and Marcus Foster will be the best player on the court.
Winner: Kansas St. (easily)

Legends Classic: Villanova v. VCU (Monday)
It's strange that this isn't the championship matchup for the Legends Classic given that it's a match between two top 15 teams. Both are guard heavy teams. VCU has Smart's HAVOC system and a bunch of guys who are well-trained in it. Villanova has experience too and depth.
Winner: Villanova (in a close one)

Maui Invitational: BYU v. San Diego St. (Monday)
Offense vs. Defense. BYU wants to score a lot. SDSU can't score and will use its stiffling defense to prevent BYU from doing so. As much fun as it would be for Tyler Haws to do his best Jimmer impression, SDSU is to talent and experienced for it to matter.
Winner: SDSU (first to 50 wins)

Houston @ Harvard (Tuesday)
Harvard's early loss to Holy Cross took some of the luster away from this. It should still be good. The Crimson's duo of Siyani Chambers and Wesley Saunders are still a handful. As much as I don't like Kelvin Sampson, he has built an interesting team. Stocked full of transfers to go along with some solid returnees, they are a dark horse on the season. Still, I hate Sampson.
Winner: Harvard (spitefully)

Arkansas @ SMU (Tuesday)
Here's a nice little middle-tier game. Arkansas with Bobby Portis are one of the half a dozen "when you look at the personel, they should be better" SEC teams. SMU already lost to Gonzaga, but that's going to happen to a lot of teams this year. They are still my pick to win the AAC.
Winner: SMU

Battle 4 Atlantis: UNC v. Butler (Wednesday)
UNC has no business losing this. People do forget that Butler was a solid program before Brad Stevens and it can be again. They are loaded with returning talent, maybe not at the Tar Heels level, but talent nonetheless. All I'm saying is, don't expect a blowout.
Winner: UNC (by a healthy margin)

Battle 4 Atlantis: Oklahoma v. UCLA (Wednesday)
I'm not as high on Oklahoma as a lot of people are. I'll use that loss to Creighton (who I'm not expecting to be a world beater) to back that stance. UCLA needs more than Norman Powell and Tony Parker though.
Winner: Oklahoma (not a pretty game)

St. Johns v. Minnesota (Wednesday)
The Red Storm should've been quite good for several years now. The have high-talent upperclassman like D'Angelo Harrison running the team now. Minnesota played well (albeit futilely) against Louisville and are only going to get better). I'll go for team over talent.
Winner: Minnesota

Battle 4 Atlantis: Florida v. Georgetown (Wednesday)
After losing to an on the rise Miami team, a hobbled Florida is looking very vulnerable. It's annoyingly reminiscent to last year's team in that way. It's hard to see D'Vauntes Smith-Rivera being enough to take advantage of the situation.
Winner: Florida

Baylor v. Memphis (Thursday)
This is really here because I'm thinking of Baylor and Memphis from one or two seasons ago. This is going to go to whoever has more leftover talent, and he goes by the name Austin Nichols.
Winner: Memphis

Maybes I'd Really Like to See
Maui Invitational: Kansas St. v. Arizona (Tuesday)
I want to see Arizona play and I want to see them play a good team. Kansas St. won't win this. They are pesky though and I want to see how Arizona handles that. UC-Irvine kept up with them for a while. KSU is a better team. Can they last until, maybe, the last five minutes before giving in.
Winner: Arizona (unquestionably)

Maui Invitational: Pittsburgh v. San Diego St. (Tuesday)
I'm ready for another good Pitt team. Last year, they were good but couldn't finish. Here's a good chance to set the tone this year as a team that finishes. Then again, that Aztec defense is tough.
Winner: SDSU

Legends Classic Championship: Villanova/VCU v. Michigan (Tuesday)
I think Villanova is one of the more under-ranked teams in the preseason top 25 and they could have a lot of fun picking apart a woefully overhyped Michigan team. The guard-heavy (understatement) Wolverines match up better against the not-that-big VCU. Derrick Walton is not Trey Burke though and you need a good Point Guard to deal with the HAVOC. Either way, it's not looking good for Michigan.
Winner: Not Michigan

Maui Invitational Championship: Arizona v. San Diego St. (Wednesday)
A rematch of last year's Sweet 16 match up. Both teams are arguably better although SDSU is still looking for an identity. I don't see a match up on Arizona's schedule where I'll pick against them. I'll leave the bold picking for someone else.
Winner: Arizona

Battle 4 Atlantis: Wisconsin v. Florida (Thursday)
I'm not the biggest fan of the Badgers. I think they peaked last year and they will be the victim of more dynamic teams more than a couple times this season. That said, I'm not sure if I see Florida as a top 25 team even before the injuries. I don't expect this to even be close.
Winner: Wisconsin

Battle 4 Atlantis: UCLA/Oka v. Butler/UNC (Thursday)
I love when there's no wrong pick. UNC should come out of this easily. If they don't, then that means Butler, UCLA, or Oklahoma are a lot better than I thought, making all of them more interesting. Butler is experienced. Oklahoma is balanced. UCLA is talented. UNC is all three.
Winner: UNC

Thursday, November 20, 2014

Movie Reaction: Whiplash

Formula: 1 / School of Rock


Why I Saw It: You generally can't go wrong with a crowd favorite from Sundance.

Cast: I already realize that Miles Teller is pretty great after last year's The Spectacular Now, so it's no surprise that he's great here. Honestly, if all I rated his performance on was how good he looked (or was made to look) on the drums, then I'd be impressed. J.K. Simmons is the one who blew me away. He's been such a reliable comedic actor for so long that I forget that he has genuine dramatic range. Boy is he perfect for this part: completely intimidating, intense, and just a hint of funny. Paul Reiser and a couple young people who I've never seen before are there too, but it's a two man show.

Plot: Andrew (Teller) is a first year drummer at the prestigious Schaffer Music Academy. He is incredibly driven to succeed and quickly finds himself in the [advanced] Studio band class led by Fletcher (Simmons), an abusive, demanding instructor who demands the absolute best from his students. The movie is about Andrew trying to prove himself to Fletcher because he is the only one asking Andrew to be great. This is a crowd-pleaser, no doubt, but it is not a Hollywood story. Andrew busts his ass and earns anything he gets. There are some side stories like him dating the cute girl from the movie theater or his family not understanding his dream. They are not the focus at all. They are distractions at best. This is about the drumming. I want to make that very clear. This isn't a RomCom or a family dramedy. It's only sort of a coming of age story. This is about chasing a dream, and the way it ends couldn't make it any more clear what the focus of the movie is.

Elephant in the Room: What about the music? I have no ear for music. Scales, notes, breaks, tempo, measures. That is all gibberish to me and in some ways, that makes me the target audience, because I have an implicit trust that the movie knows when something is good or bad even though I hear no difference in anything. I'm curious to see what a musician's take on the movie is, especially a drummer. I imagine he/she could hear some of what's going on, or be able to appreciate the gloriousness of Andrew's performance at the end (or middle, or beginning). Even with my limited understanding though, I was impressed.

To Sum Things Up:
I'm going to say the lamest thing I've said in these reactions all year: Whiplash is a crowdpleasing movie that plays by its own rules. There. I said it. It's so true though. It doesn't play nice. At times Andrew is driven to the point where you actually wonder if he has a brain disorder pushing him forward. Flecher is the most unrelenting antagonist/mentor I've seen in a while. I can't remember the last movie that depicted hard work and commitment in service of chasing a dream as well as this. It's a shame that the movie isn't breaking out more than it is with audiences [so far].

Verdict (?): Strongly Recommend

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

DVR Purge: 11/13-11/17

Getting one of these up before watching basketball gets me backed up (Note: that's likely to happen a lot for the rest of the season). You'll notice that's a picture from A to Z. Well, that's what you get for finally having Cristin Milioti singing in an episode.

Past Purges 
The Big Bang Theory "The Septum Deviation"
Last week Sheldon admits his feelings for Amy. This week, he's hopelessly worried about Leonard. I feel like a regression is coming any week now. I haven't seen "villain Sheldon" for too long and it would be foolish to believe he's been vanquished for good.

A to Z "G Is for Geronimo"
Here are the notes for this episode:
Are we going to get to hear Christin Milioti sing?
Please let Christin Milioti sing!
Why haven't they let C.M. sing yet?
They must be saving her singing for the end.
They totally are.
YAY! She's singing!

Parenthood "Aaron Brownstein Must Be Stopped"
These DVR Purges are the least read posts on this blog, so I don't feel bad about beating a dead horse. With that in mind, I'm going to return to my thoughts last week about the limited cast.
How limited is this supposed to be? There's an entire non-Braverman story with Hank and his old family. It was good but unneeded. Are they stringing a bunch of these limited cast episodes together so they can bookend the season with the full cast together? It would be nice to have a full episode thrown in the mix with this instead of this string of limited ones. Between Parenthood and The Walking Dead, I dyin' for an ensemble piece here.
Oh, and Max is out of control. A great performance by the actors involved, but that kid is losing it.

Saturday Night Live "Woody Harrelson/Kendrick Lamar"
Surprisingly, this episode tickled the crap out of me. Obama and McConnell getting drunk on bourbon (Woodford if I saw right). Crazy Eyes pops up out of nowhere! Another Last Call sketch!! Young Tarts and Old Farts reminding me that I'm a sucker for celebrity impersonations!!! For some reason, I laughed harder at the Match'd sketch than I have on anything this season. Probably my favorite episode of the season so far.

Brooklyn Nine Nine "Lockdown"
Peralta botching the temporary captain-ship until the very end was more of a plot-driven move than a character-driven one. There were plenty of entertaining gags around the station (Diaz loving Something's Gotta Give, "It's not that weird to say 'May I have some cocaine?'") and I enjoyed every part of the Holt/Jeffords story. Nothing special. Still one of the best things I'll see this week.

The Walking Dead "Consumed"
I'm getting a little tired of these limited focus episodes. It'll be nice to get back to the main group with some expanded scope next week. Really, when fatigue from what came before it is my big concern with this episode, that speaks well for it. Carol and Daryl are two of the strongest characters right now. Between the flashbacks covering the things that Carol has done so far off camera and seeing the other side of all this hospital stuff with the Beth episode, this week reminded me a lot of placing the last pieces in a puzzle. The concern was filling holes more than producing new conflict. I'm ok with that because the rest of the time was devoted to character development of two of my favorites.

Gotham "Harvey Dent"
Is anyone going to be left to be introduced after Batman comes along? At this rate, when Bruce finally masks up, all the people he's fighting will have AARP cards. I was more entertained by his interactions with Selina than I expected (once I ignored the Muppet Babies theme song playing in my head). She's loosening Bruce up significantly. It would be foolish of me to ask that they don't play into him having a crush on her, so I won't. In fact, I'm going to get in early on the Bruce/Selina shipping. I just can't wait for next week when they have to babysit a toddler Dick Grayson.

Scorpion "Rogue Element"
Scorpion asks nothing of me. I don't need to remember what happened last week. The only important things in any episode are said, not hinted at, and said many times in case I missed it the first time. The characters have an easy rapport. The dramatic moments (like learning about Cabe's dead daughter) never bring me too down and the sweet moments (like Cabe and Walter getting burgers at the end) make my heart swell just enough. Because of that, I ask nothing of it either.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Club 50 Wrap Up: 2003

Years Completed:
2003
It's taken a few years, but finally, the first sign of winding down my Club 50 project. I finished a year! I saw all 50 of the highest grossing movies in a single year. For the purpose of this project, that's a big deal. And, I couldn't be more pleased that the first year is this one.

2003 was a spectacular year for the box office and fans of big movies. It saw the beginnings (Pirates of the Caribbean) and ends (Lord of the Rings, The Matrix) of several franchises. Be it superhero fare (X2, Hulk, Daredevil), over the top comedy (Old School, Bad Santa), or Rom Coms (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Love Actually), there really was something for everyone.

To wind down each year as I complete them, I'm going to hand out a few superlatives or anecdotal awards to highlight some of the highs and lows of the year's top 50 box office earners.

First Seen: X2: X-Men United
This is the first year back that I lack my ticket stubs for, but I know I saw X2 in theaters and it began the summer. This had to be first. Maybe it was The Matrix Reloaded. Either way, it's hard to believe that it took me five months to see something in theaters given my current pacing.

Something has to be last. I didn't dislike it, but it's certainly missing the elements that made the original such a success.

Happiest Surprise: Seabiscuit
It's long as hell. It's painfully aware that it's prestige type of movie. It's about horse racing. I was not excited to see this at all. I have to credit a lot of free time and a persistent HBO repeat schedule for finally getting me to watch this and boy am I glad I did. It takes a while to get going, but once it does it is a real treat. It's filled with great performances from Tobey Maguire to Chris Cooper to Jeff Bridges and it's one of the finest underdog stories you're going to find.

Biggest Disappointment: The Matrix Revolutions
The Matrix was a phenomenon when it came out in 1999. The Matrix Reloaded was fun, albeit unsubstantial. The Matrix Revolutions was simply underwhelming. It turns out that opening back up the Matrix universe only made the story too muddled to keep anyone's interest. Where at least Reloaded was dense with good fight scenes, Revolutions was simply disappointing on all levels, including a final battle with Agent Smith that didn't match what we'd seen before. I saw the movie once in theaters and was so disappointed that I haven't watched it again.

Looked Better Then: Spy Kids 3D: Game Over
It made $111 million in the box office, so someone had to have see it. Maybe the 3-D was interesting at the time. All I know is that this is one of the cheapest looking movies I have ever seen and it's only going to look worse the older it gets.

Looks Better Now: Elf
Ok, this made $173 million in the box office and instantly found itself in the holiday rotation. It's an absolute holiday staple now and still plays exactly as well as it did a decade ago, so it looked pretty good at the time. What looks better now is when you also consider how good cast is, included pre-Anchorman Will Ferrell, pre-New Girl Zooey Deschanel, and pre-Game of Thrones Peter Dinklage.

Favorite: The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
Like I'm going to pick something else? The final Lord of the Rings movie pulls off the hat trick of Oscar winner, highest grossing movie of the year, and the movie I liked the best. It's the epic conclusion to arguable the biggest movie event of my lifetime.

2nd Favorite: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
Let's be honest, depending on the day, this might be my favorite movie of 2003. The main thing holding it down is the thought of the sequels that followed. I take for granted how much of a revelation Johnny Depp is in this and how well the movie balanced the action and comedy.

3rd Favorite: Love Actually
Isn't that cast remarkable enough? Richard Curtis cemented his legend with this movie that is too damn amiable to speak ill of. It's charming in just about every way. And I'm paraphrasing here: to me, it is perfect.

Honorable Mention:
Finding Nemo
If Toy Story opened the door for Pixar, Finding Nemo kicked the door down. It's one of those rare movies that I can't understand people who hate it.

The Matrix Reloaded
I don't care. I really enjoyed this movie. It was as much a narrative mess as Revolutions, but that doesn't matter. This movie is a collection of big fight scenes that money was thrown at by the bushels to make. The Matrix is not a place for showing restraint and Reloaded embraced that.

The Last Samurai
There's no good way to excuse the last samurai being a white guy. Other than that though, I love the setting, story, and battle scenes. In hindsight, it made the quietest $100 million of the year.

Old School
This introduced the world to the "Frat pack". For all the credit that Judd Apatow gets for changing the comedy landscape, one has to wonder if there would've been The 40 Year Old Virgin or Knocked Up without Old School making slackers cool again first. Oh, and the movie is still hilarious to watch.

Bad Santa
I love when a movie so thoroughly follows through on it's title. Billy Bob Thorton is a bad Santa Claus and there's little more to it than that. Thorton is perfectly cast and this features a rare movie appearance by the always lovely Lauren Graham and, I believe is the final movie appearance by John Ritter.

X2: X-Men United
Arguably the best of the X-Men movies. Remember how much promise the series had after watching this? It's a shame that The Last Stand had to kill all that momentum.

Least Favorite: Scary Movie 3
I hate the franchise and I hate all the people who made it a success by buying tickets and DVDs. The jokes are lowest common denominator and not in a remotely clever way. There's no trace of wit or effort in any of it. I can't even fathom how much I'd dislike the movie if it didn't even have Anna Faris (who I love) in it. That would reach Borat levels of hate.

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Movie Reaction: Dumb and Dumber To

Formula: Dumb and Dumber + 20 years

Why I Saw It: The original movie is a 90s comedy classic. I was too curious to pass it up.

Cast: Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels are back. Does anything else matter? They are great, even if it's a little sad to see them playing these roles into their 50s. This time, Rob Riggle, Laurie Holden, and Kathleen Turner join them and they all fit well into this world. Then there's Rachel Melvin playing Harry's daughter. She is very believable as his offspring. I wouldn't go as far as suggesting she could headline a "next generation" movie or anything though.

Plot: Harry and Lloyd embark on a cross-country road trip to find Harry's long lost daughter and get caught in a criminal plot in the process. In other words, we're in very familiar territory. I can't think of a single thing about the first movie that is missing in this. There's plenty of callback jokes, returning characters, and the kind of humor you expect from a Farrelly brothers movie.

Elephant in the Room: What about the jokes? I'm going to paraphrase a saying I once heard and say a joke can go from edgy to rote in twenty years without changing a single beat. If you've seen the original movie or any other Farrelly brothers movie then you know how almost every joke is going to play out already. That's not a bad thing. In fact, it's as true a sequel as you could hope for. Just know that this is a script that could've been left nearly unchanged and made anytime over the last 20 years.

To Sum Things Up: 
This is a very dumb movie. It's exactly the movie it intends to be. It isn't over-inflated the way that something like Anchorman 2 is. It's not so specific a premise like The Hangover so that a sequel feels forced. It's just a goofy movie. I'm glad that Carrey and Daniels were willing to return for another one, even if it took longer than would've been ideal. I guess what I'm trying to say is that if you think you'll like this, you will. If you're skeptical, it's better to wait on it.

Verdict (?): Weakly Don't Recommend

Friday, November 14, 2014

Weekly College Basketball Picks: 11/14-11/20

I won't have these every week, but I'll at least start the season with one. Here are my picks for what I deem are the most important, biggest, or most interesting games.

Minnesota v. Louisville (Friday)
Pitino v. Pitino. It's hard to imagine Richard has the Gophers ready yet to take down his dad's Cardinals. Expect Harrell to dominate an ill-prepared Minnesota front court.
Winner: Louisville

New Mexico St. at Wichita St. (Friday)
I've gotta be crazy for calling this one of the ten big games of the week. The Aggies are better than people expect and have a huge front court again. The Shockers have one of the best back courts in the country, but if they aren't making outside shots then New Mexico St.'s big men could completely stiffle them. Making this a spotlight game is as bold as I'm getting though.
Winner: Wichita St.

SMU at Gonzaga (Monday)
The first test for either team. People are selling a bit quick on SMU since they lost Emmanuel Mudiay to China. They will be good all year long. Gonzaga is at another level with their depth and talent. I'm not sure this one will even be close.
Winner: Gonzaga

Michigan St. v. Duke (Tuesday)
Oh Champions Classic, never go away. Duke a top four team. Michigan St. is ranked although I don't think they should be. There's a lot of pressure on Brandon Dawson to be the man for the Spartans this year. Duke has at least five players who could be "the man" for Duke this year.
Winner: Duke

Kansas v. Kentucky (Tuesday)
I don't know where Kansas' top five ranking is coming from. The starting Point Guard is still up in the air and what if those Freshman aren't ready (Remember UK v. Mich. St. last year?). Kentucky is deep and talented. Unlike last year, they are worth the hype.
Winner: Kentucky

Wichita St. v. Memphis (Tuesday)
Apparently, I'm just waiting for Wichita St.'s first loss this year. Josh Pastor has never been able to put it all the talent he has together into a great team. It'll be another high-low battle as the Shocker back court will have to outplay the Tigers' front court.
Winner: Wichita St.

Utah v. San Diego St. (Tuesday)
For people paying attention to the west coast, this is a great early game. Utah looks to capitalize on returning nearly everyone from last year's better-than-you-noticed team. San Diego St. has a boatload of talent. I expect Malik Pope or Winston Shepard to have a big game for the Aztecs.
Winner: San Diego St.

Oklahoma at Creighton (Thursday)
Is there life after Doug McDermott? Probably not, and the Bluejays are down much more than just him. I'm not as high on the Sooners as everyone else is. This is a big chance for Creighton to start strong.
Winner: Oklahoma

Texas v. Iowa (Thursday)
Texas is looking very good. Iowa is looking pretty good too, albeit with far less talent. Look for a great battle down low between the Hawkeyes' Aaron White and Cameron Ridley and Myles Turner for the Longhorns.
Winner: Texas

SMU v. Indiana (Thursday)
Hahaha! This is only here because I'm an IU grad and I need to hope. The Hoosiers are down two starters for failed drug tests and missing a couple others due to a bizzare car accident. They weren't looking great to begin with. Unless they put on a clinic from the three point line, SMU's depth and experience should run them out of the building.
Winner: SMU

Thursday, November 13, 2014

DVR Purge: 11/11-11/12

 Got another one ready in well under a week. Go me!

Past Purges 

Selfie "Landline"
Karen Gillan is 26 years old. There is absolutely no way she doesn't recognize a land line phone. Even if we take into account the audience, the 18-49 demo is the coveted one that people are making shows for. Even people born in 1996 remember landlines from their early years. Can we officially retire the joke about people not recognizing analog phones? It's not even a funny joke.

Agents of SHIELD "The Writing on the Wall"
Agent Coulson v. Bobby Cox. I approve.Ward is still on the run and Fitz is no longer seeing things. They keep moving in good directions.

New Girl "Goldmine"
If I comedy makes me laugh, I can't hate it, because it's doing what it set out to. That majorly applied to this week's New Girl. In its own right, I'd call it a strong episode though. Everyone had something to do. Nick inched ever closer to fusing with Max from Happy Endings by pretending to be gay. Jess got stuck in legitimate shenanigans. The Schmidt/CeCe story keeps chugging along, featuring a pantomimed conversation between Schmidt and CeCe's breasts, set to an instrumental version of Vatamin C's "Graduation (Friends Forever)". Coach helped Winston get laid after playing the long con with their hot roomates (Welcome Amber Stevens and welcome back Alexandra Daddario). I tried to take actual notes of the episode but it turned into me quoting nearly every other line.

The Mindy Project "We Need to Talk about Annette"
Two things are abundantly clear: 1) They are getting every bit of use they can out of Rhea Perlman as long as they've got her. 2) They didn't have Allison Tolman long enough to do anything with her. I like Perlman, but she is starting to feel like as integral a part of Mindy and Danny's relationship as Mindy and Danny. Tolman on the other hand they brought in last week, talked up for the whole episode this week, then disposed of quickly. I think they internalized a bit to much of Peter's thinking in this.
Oh god, and the dubbing in post production of the seen in bed with Tolman was AWFUL. You can literally see her mouth not lining up with her saying "I'm like the Matthew McConaughey of the Romance Novel world"

Arrow "Guilty"
Laurel's new trainer is a vigilante too? She sure know how to pick 'em. I'm curious to see what happens next with Roy. Did he kill Sara or not? Even though I'm technically caught up on all the episode, I feel like I'm not mentally caught up, so everything is still stewing around in my head. For example, it's just hitting me now that Moira is dead. I'll get there eventually though.

The Middle "The Sinkhole"
Yes! My favorite kind of The Middle episode. There's some plot building up and all, but it's highlighted by a third act family scene with everyone together going insane. The infamous Death Napkin finally makes an appearance, only to be destroyed in the family's communal bowl of cereal. The comforter in the oven and blue bag make cameos as well. My love of call-backs has never been a secret, so I was in heaven even before Sue's delightful P.E. performance set to "Shake It Off".

Modern Family "Queer Eyes, Full Hearts"
Am I getting my hopes up? I must be, because I'm finally starting to believe that the writers are writing Cam and Mitchell as a couple who like each other again. Of course, they include a couple jokes about the perceived gender roles of each, but they're in good fun. Incidental, not intended. The episode suffered from a lack of Luke as any episode would. Otherwise, another fine episode is a season that has drastically improved my opinion of the series so far.

Blackish "The Gift of Hunger"
This has almost single-handedly revived the Parents v. Child family sitcom. This week Dre and Rainbow (seriously, that name...) teach the kids about the value of money, complete with the use of two different dated rap songs. Another strong episode.

Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Delayed Reaction: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

The Pitch: Horror movies are cheap money makers, but I'm too lazy to come up with a new idea. It's been long enough to do another Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake, isn't it?
What Took Me So Long: The original Texas Chainsaw Massacre isn't going to be beat, so what's my hurry?

Why I Saw It: (Club 50) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. That's a great title for a movie. I think we forget that sometimes. They spent a lot of money to make this movie look very dirty. The best way to look at this is a different way of doing the same movie. The original was rough and messy and worked because it really was just the audience trying to figure out what was going on. This is more of a traditional horror movie. It's scored and shot for suspense. The oddness of the characters in that Texas community is played up because we are already familiar with them from the multiple other movies. This is a remake that isn't meant to replace the original. It is informed by it. Also, this is one of those movies that comes off as an attempt to prove that it isn't possible to make Jessica Biel look unappealing.

Why I Wish I Hadn't: The messiness of the original movie is its greatest strength. Taking that away ignores what made it special. As a result, this is a by the numbers scary movie.

Verdict (?): Weakly Don't Recommend

College Basketball Conference Picks: 2014-15

As I mentioned in my top 25 picks, I've put a little more thought into my men's basketball prep this year than I normally do, so I might as well do something productive with it. This ignores the greater point of blogging being "productive", but whatever. Here are my conference picks for the season. If I'm right about even a quarter of it, I'll be stunned.

I've also divided the conferences up by tiers. There's some method to the madness, but not much.


The Power Five

Atlantic Coast Conference
1. Duke - They have as much talent as Kentucky and return and incredibly experience trio in Quinn Cook, Rasheed Sulaimon, and Amile Jefferson. If the Freshman mesh quickly, holy hell, they will be great.
2. Louisville - Preseason All-American Montrezl Harrell and Chris Jones should offset the loss of Russ Smith and Luke Hancock. This is also [on paper] one of Pitino's best recruiting classes.
3. North Carolina - Marcus Paige. I defy you to find me a better player to lead this talented roster.
Sleeper: Miami - They had a somewhat down year after the 2013 dream season. This year's back court will feature the arrival of super transfers Angel Rodriguez and Sheldon McClellan. Don't sleep on them.
Bottom of the Barrel: Virginia Tech - Buzz Williams has his work cut out for him. Returning the back court of Devin Wilson and Adam Smith is a good start. He'll need a year of his own recruits before I trust him to get any results.

Big 12
1. Kansas - Don't pick against Kansas after ten years of winning the Big 12, even if I do find them laughably high in the preseason ranks.
2. Texas - They return nearly everyone from a top 40 team and bring in top 10 recruit Myles Turner. I only pick them second because Bill Self > Rick Barnes.
3. Iowa St. - To go along with all those great transfers Fred Hoiberg always gets he returns a lot of great players too. I don't see them breaking into the top two, but they should top the second tier of teams.
Sleeper: Oklahoma St. - The cupboards aren't exactly bare with Marcus Smart and Markel Brown gone. It may be time for Le'Bryan Nash to reach his potential. Then there's 3 point specialist Phil Forte, LSU transfer Anthony Hickey leading at Point Guard, and big man Michael Cobbins to anchor the middle.
Bottom of the Barrel: Texas Tech - I know. Is it really time to knock TCU out of the cellar? Well, TCU brings back a lot and Texas Tech. loses even more. It'll be close, but Tech will limp their way to the finish.

Big Ten
1. Wisconsin - A Final Four team returning almost all their core players, including Frank Kaminsky and Sam Dekker. I'd be a fool to pick anyone else.
2. Nebraska - The Huskers return the majority of their over-achieving core from last year. Unless they fold under the pressure, Terran Petteway and the others should only improve on last year's campaign.
3. Minnesota - Richard Pitino returns a lot from his NIT Championship squad. I'll be honest though, if he didn't have the name "Pitino", then I'd probably have one of the blue bloods here instead.
Sleeper: Maryland - Complete shot in the dark. A lot of players transferred from last years squad. Still, Dez Wells and Jake Layman are back, they have a strong recruiting class coming in, and transfer Richaud Pack should seal up their back court. 2nd and below is completely up for grabs in the Big Ten this year.
Bottom of the Barrel: Rutgers - Welcome to the Big Ten. Northwestern and Penn St. are happy to hand over the keys to the Big Ten cellar.

Pac 12
1. Arizona - The Wildcats are arguably the best team in the country. Best in their conference is a given.
2. Utah - A top 50 team returning almost every rotation player and bringing possible impact Freshman Forward Brekkott Chapman. They'll making the tournament this year. I'm pretty sure of that.
3. Colorado - They bring back almost the entire team from after the Spencer Dinwiddie injury.
Sleeper: Stanford - Chasson Randle, Anthony Brown, and Stefan Nastic return from last year's Sweet Sixteen. They also bring in a solid recruiting class. I could be selling on them a bit too quickly and they could be right behind Arizona for all I know...Ok, not right behind.
Bottom of the Barrel: Oregon St. - The most interesting thing about the team was that the coach was Obama's Brother in Law. Even he's gone from the team now. They are not going to be very good.

Southeastern Conference
1. Kentucky - Uh, yeah.
2. Florida - They lost a lot but have a lot of talented players who have been lying in wait for a chance to explode. Can Kasey Hill, Chris Walker, and Dorian Finney-Smith make up for the loss of all those Seniors?
3. Arkansas - Michael Qualls and Bobby Portis should make up a formidable front court.
Sleeper: LSU - Transfers Josh Gray and Keith Hornsby make up the back court. Talented Sophomores Jordan Mickey and Jarell Martin should make a great front court. If the Tigers can finally put it all together, then watch out.
Bottom of the Barrel: Mississippi St. - I didn't want to pick them for last. Haven't they been bad for long enough. Looking at the roster, the answer is "No".

The "If It Wasn't For Football" Majors

American Athletic Conference
1. SMU - Even without Emmanuel Mudiay, they bring back enough to be the class of the league.
2. Connecticut - Sophomore transfer Rodney Purvis and super freshman Daniel Hamilton hope to make up for the losses from last year's championship team.
3. Memphis - There's a big drop from two to three. Josh Pastor has been recruiting at such a high level that even with a weak (by his standards) class, there's a lot of talent on this roster.
Sleeper: Houston - I don't like Kelvin Sampson from my time at IU, but I have to admit that his mix of returning talent and high level transfers could take the league by storm. I'm especially curious to see what Forward Devonta Pollard can do.
Bottom of the Barrel: Central Florida - Only bringing back one 20+ mpg player (Senior Forward Kasey Wilson), weak recruiting class, and no transfers to speak of. It's going to be a long year for the Knights.

Atlantic 10 
1. VCU - They are going to be GOOD. Like, top ten good. If they do anything other than run through the A-10, it would be considered a disappointment.
2. Dayton - Last year's Cinderella team lost a lot, but Jordan Sibert and Dyshawn Pierre are back and Archie Miller had a deep lineup last year.
3. George Washington - Losing Maurice Creek and Isaiah Armwood hurts. Bringing back Kevin Larsen and Kethan Savage doesn't.
Sleeper: UMass - They return a strong core of Derrick Gordon, Maxie Esho, Cady Lalanne, and Trey Davis. If the Freshmen and transfers mesh well, they could be tournament bound again.
Bottom of the Barrel: Fordham - Bottom of the league last year. Bottom again this year. It must suck to be a Fordham basketball fan.

Big East 
1. Villanova - Without Doug McDermott's Creighton team (aka Wildcat Kryptonite), expect JayVaughn Pinkston, Ryan Arcidiacono and Co. to steamroll through the Big East.
2. St. John's - How many years in a row can they underachieve. They have six top 100 recruits returning, including five 20 mpg players, and four seniors. I'm probably overrating them, but they look good on paper.
3. Georgetown - I mean, it's not like John Thompson to have more than one down year. D'Vauntes Smith-Rivera hopes to do his best Otto Porter impersonation.
Sleeper: Butler - They return three 30 mpg players, get Roosevelt Jones back from injury, and introduce impact transfer Tyler Lewis. They are a little undersized, but otherwise have a lot to suggest they are ready for a jump.
Bottom of the Barrel: DePaul - They were by far the worst team in the big east last season and they will need more than a year to move out of last.

Mountain West Conference
1. San Diego St. - A lot of talent from on this team. If only they can find some offense from JR forward Wiston Shepard or stealthily talented FR Malik Pope, then the sky is the limit.
2. UNLV - The Runnin' Rebels bring in a monster recruiting class with Rashad Vaughn, Dwayne Morgan, and Goodluck Okonoboh. Dave Rice has to be able to figure out what to do with all the talented players he gets eventually.
3. New Mexico - This says more about the significant drop-off from first to second to third in the Mountain West. New Mexico lost a ton and didn't replace it with much.
Sleeper: Colorado St. - They are bringing in 7 transfers this year by my count. It's anyone's guess how they all come together.
Bottom of the Barrel: Air Force - With a lineup that big (20+ players) and a team that finished pretty poorly last year, it's hard to know anything about them.


The True Mid-Majors

Conference USA
1. Louisiana Tech - The best team not to make the NCAA tournament this year. Alex Hamilton and the rest of the returners hope to team with a strong recruiting class to lock a tournament appearance up before the conference tournament.
2. Old Dominion - A solid number of contributors from last year's team are back but it's the addition of Javonte Douglas (Injury), Jonathan Arledge, and Trey Freeman (Transfers) that have me thinking they can make the jump.
3. UTEP - C.J. Cooper and Julian Washburn are back. If Freshman Guard Omega Harris is ready to step up right away, that's a strong core.
Sleeper: Western Kentucky - Mostly, I wanted a chance to write about WKU. Odds are, the jump from the Sun Belt to Conference USA will be a baptism by fire. They return the senior core of T.J. Price, George Fant, and Trency Jackson. There's a lot of upside to the Freshman class.
Bottom of the Barrel: Rice - Returning Max Guercy and some role players won't be enough to stay out of the bottom of Conference USA.

Horizon League
1. Green Bay - The were very good last year and bring back a lot of the players, including Guards Jordan Fouse and Keifer Skyes.
2. Cleveland St. - Four 20 mpg players are back. That's a good start. They'll rely on Freshman and transfers for some depth.
3. Detroit - I'm probably higher on them than I need to be because I recognize the name Juwan Howard [Jr.] in the lineup. They do have a couple former top 150 recruits on the roster as well. That's more than the rest of the league can say.
Sleeper: Oakland - They will be very reliant on Freshman, but it's hard to count out a team returning a 30 mpg Center and Point Gaurd.
Bottom of the Barrel: Youngstown St. - They just sound like a team that's never going to be good. Well, that's definitely looking to be the case this season.

Ivy League
1. Harvard - It's weird to say things like "reloading" when talking about Harvard, but that's the kind of program Tommy Amaker has built at Harvard. Despite some big losses. Siyani Chambers is back. Wesley Saunders is back. Zena Edosomwan is back. Harvard will be fine.
2. Columbia - While they are still a far cry from ready to take down Harvard, they bring back two 30 mpg guys, six 20 mpg guys, nine 10 mpg guys. That's a lot of depth.
3. Yale - The Bulldogs return five of their top six players from last year, including top scorers Justin Sears and Javier Duren.
Sleeper: Princeton -  It's hard to find a true "sleeper" in the league. Princeton looks to have the best non-Harvard recruiting class. That could pay off.
Bottom of the Barrel: Penn - Maybe bringing back so little from last year's disappointing team will be a good thing. Addition through subtraction. That seems like a arithmetic concept those smart guys could wrap their heads around.

Missouri Valley Conference
1. Wichita St. - While I may not be high on them at a national level, Fred Van Vleet, Ron Baker, and Tekele Cotton should manhandle the conference again.
2. Northern Iowa - If Wichita St. wasn't absurdly good last year, then Northern Iowa would've had a fighter's chance in the conference. They return six 20 mpg players who were also the six top scorers. They might even steal a win against Wichita this year.
3. Evansville - Guess who else should be vastly improved? The Missouri Valley Conference will be a much better conference this year. Jeff White, Milton Doyle, and Christian Thomas will form a potent back court.
Sleeper: Bradley - A lot of X-factors. Auston Barnes is SR who averaged over 30 mpg last season. Josh Cunningham is a top 100 recruit coming in. JR Mike Shaw is a former top 60 recruit waiting for a breakout season. Jermain Morgan is a talent transfer who could be immediately impactful. If everything comes together, Bradley could take the MVC by storm.
Bottom of the Barrel: Missouri St. - I'm not seeing any miserable teams next year, so mediocre is looking good enough for last.

Ohio Valley Conference
1. Murray St. - No, they probably won't be as good as that Isaiah Canaan led squad. They are bringing back their top four scorers from last season and hope that incoming Freshman JayQuan McCloud can make up for the players they lost.
2. Belmont - Belmont is good every year, or it least it feels like it. They desperately need some front court help, but that back court is enough to start.
3. Eastern Kentucky - Seniors Eric Stutz and Corey Walden are back from that squad that gave Kansas fits in the NCAA Tournament.
Sleeper: UT-Martin - They were pretty bad last year, but included in all the transfers are two former top 150 recruits in Twymond Howard and Deville Smith.
Bottom of the Barrel: Tennessee St. - By my count, only Senior Guard Jay Harris is back from last year's squad. This is about as much of a rebuild as you're going to find.

West Coast Conference
1. Gonzaga - I'm predicting that Gonzaga will be a top ten team, so I'm obviously expecting they will win the WCC. Kevin Pangos, Gary Bell, Kyle Wiltjer, Przemek Karnowski, Eric McClellan. I don't see any season to say that they won't be as good as their 2013 #1 seed team.
2. BYU - As long as BYU has a Haws (in this case, Tyler), you should always assume BYU will be a contender. #2 isn't a guarantee though. The WCC will be good and deep this season.
3. San Francisco - Bringing back four 20 mpg players and plenty of others. Then there's three-star recruit Chase Foster who should be ready to jump in. Frankly, I have them here, because it's too boring to pick the same three schools to finish at the top of the league every year.
Sleeper: St. Mary's  - That said, there's a reason Gonzaga, BYU, and St. Mary's get picked at the top each year. They are successful programs. For that reason and due to the number of high level transfers coming in, I have to pick the Gaels as the sleepers for the WCC.
Bottom of the Barrel: Pacific - This is just going to be a damn strong conference. Someone has to be last, and they are in the worst position to improve.

They Have Some Good Teams

Big West
1. UC-Irvine - The best team in the conference last year. Returns four 20 mpg players and nine 10 mpg players. In short, expect very little drop off if any.
2. Long Beach St. - Don Monson has built a perennial contender. They very well could win the conference. Mike Caffey and Tyler Lamb are both 15 ppg scorers. Senior transfer Eric McKnight should immediately anchor the middle. He also has a couple transfers a year away from eligibility. After another murderer's row of a non-conference schedule, they should be ready.
3. UC-Santa Barbara - The other perennial contender in the Big West. Alan Williams will be a monster at Center. They lack the sexy recruits of some other schools, but Williams makes up for that.
Sleeper: Hawaii - The trio of Garrett Nevels, Isaac Fotu, and Missouri transfer Negus Webster-Chan could be a lot to handle.
Bottom of the Barrel: UC-Riverside - Taylor Johns and transfer Jaylen Bland are the only signs of hope going into the season.

Colonial Athletic Association
1. Drexel - Although they lose leading scorers Chris Fouch and Frantz Massenat. Most of the rest of the team, returns. More than anything though, it's looking like a case a no one else getting better enough to be the favorite over them.
2. Northeastern - They return a whopping seven 20 mpg players from last year's team. I may be underestimating them even at second.
3. Towson - Last year's best team. They lost a lot of players. It looks like it'll be up to Juniors Four McGlynn and Timajh Parker-Rivera, several transfers, and numerous Freshmen to keep the momentum going.
Sleeper: Hofstra - Dion Nesmith and Jamall Robinson are back, which could be dangerous for the rest of the conference.
Bottom of the Barrel: Elon - I barely knew they were a school and they bring back almost no one of significance from last year's middling team.

MAAC 
1. Manhattan - Steve Masiello got all the press over the summer, which is a shame. Manhattan is one of the best candidates for breakout mid-major this season. They bring back a lot of depth and add former top thirty recruit Jermaine Lawrence from Cincinnati.
2. Siena - That's a lot of depth they bring back. Two 30 mpg players. Four 20 mpg players. Nine 10 mpg players. A lot of depth.
3. Iona - They've been consistently successful for a few years now. The Gaels will rely on transfers, so it's hard to assess them.
Sleeper: St. Peter's - Honest to god, I'm not sure why I chose them. Looking at the roster, they pass the eye test.
Bottom of the Barrel: Niagara - They only return five players and they weren't the most important ones.

Mid-American
1. Bowling Green State - This would require a big leap from last year, but hey, returning four 30 mpg players does that. If any transfers or Freshmen pan out, they could be a lot to deal with.
2. Toledo - They don't return the depth of BGSU, but they were also a better team last year.
3. Western Michigan - This is not a conference that's bringing in recruits, so if you return the most players then you're in the best position. The back court of Austin Richie and David Brown should lead the team.
Sleeper: Eastern Michigan - They have a dangerous mix of returning players looking to make a leap and transfers like Jordan Price from DePaul who could help immediately.
Bottom of the Barrel: Ball St. - They weren't very good last year and rising Sophomores Zavier Turner and Franko House aren't enough to accelerate the rebuild.

Patriot League
1. Holy Cross - Six returning players who averaged 20 mpg. Even more who could benefit from increased rolls.
2. Lafayette - Bringing back four 30 mpg players. Granted, they're all guards. If they can work around that, the could make a jump by conference play.
3. American  - Last year's best squad returns Darius Gardner, John Schoof, and Jesse Reed. They also bring in Senior transfer Kevin Panzer, who could be better than any of them.
Sleeper: Boston U. - They bring in, arguably the best new player in three-star recruit Nick Havener. That has to count for something.
Bottom of the Barrel: Loyola (MD) - There's a couple bad teams to choose from, so I'm going with the one who was the worst of them last year without obvious signs of improvement.

Summit League
1. South Dakota St. - They are the Jackrabbits for god's sake. It'll be very nice bringing back Jake Bittle and Cody Larson. Mostly though, it's the mascot.
2. Denver - They bring back a log of players. Most of them are guards though. They need to shore up that front court before I can start expecting more from them.
3. Oral Roberts - A lot of depth is back. I'm probably selling them short at third. I just think that losing Shawn Glover will hurt too much to overcome.
Sleeper: IPFW - They return five 20 mpg players and bring in impact transfer Max Landis. There's a lot of potential in that.
Bottom of the Barrel: IUPUI - For all I know, the return of 30 mpg players Khufu Najee and Marcellus Barksdale will be more than enough to stay out of the bottom. They weren't very good though, and this should be a much improved league.

Sunbelt
1. Georgia St. - The Panthers will boast one of the best back courts in the entire country this season. Yes, Ryan Harrow, R.J. Hunter, and Kevin Ware will terrorize the Sunbelt. As long as Curtin Washington and co. can be serviceable in the front court, they will be a great team.
2. Louisiana Lafayette - Elfrid Payton is gone and they are still, somehow looking great. Forward Shawn Long is another potential draft pick to go along with plenty of other players coming back.
3. Arkansas - Little Rock - A lot of returning players. A lot of transfers. If those two groups can mesh, they could surprise everyone.
Sleeper: Louisiana Monroe - I have a hard time seeing how anyone other than Georgia St. or Louisian Lafayette. I'm picking them as my sleeper because of the inside-out combo of Nick Copppala and Tylor Ongwae.
Bottom of the Barrel: Troy - They'll be way too reliant on transfers, given that only two players from last year's team are back.

Basketball's Not Their Thing

American East
1. Hartford - They look to start five seniors with depth in the bench as well.
2. Binghampton - A horrible team last year who returns a lot of players. Perhaps that's enough for a jump.
3. Albany - Hoping that a lot transfers will make up for any of the lost players.
Sleeper: Vermont - By far the best team in the conference last year. They lost a lot, although maybe Jr. Forward Ethan O'Day can teach all the new guys how to keep winning.
Bottom of the Barrel: UMBC - One of the worst teams in the country and no one coming in to improve them.

Atlantic Sun
1. Florida Gulf Coast - That miracle sweet sixteen has brought them the best transfers in the conference and they still have Brett Comer and Bernard Thompson from that Dunk City back court.
2. USC-Upstate - One of the better teams in the conference last year. They bring back a lot of rotation players and introduce a couple transfers. They are the best contender to beat FGCU.
3. Lipscomb - Someone's gotta be third. J.C. Hampton and Martin Smith should lead this team to a pretty good season.
Sleeper: Kennesaw St. - They were awful last year, but at least they bring back a lot of guys, including former top 100 recruit, Center Willy Kouassi.
Bottom of the Barrel: Stetson - Not a great team last year and relying on a lot of Freshman to improve.

Big Sky
1. Weber St. - Junior Forward Joel Bolomboy should lead them. They have a couple solid recruits in C Zach Braxton and G Jeremiah Jefferson.Last year's best team should still be the best.
2. East Washington - They return a quartet of 20 mpg players who should be the foundation of the team.
3. Idaho - Connor Hill is the only player who played significant minutes returning, but a number of players look ready to step up and there's a trio of transfers looking to make an impact.
Sleeper: Northern Arizona - No idea why. I just like them.
Bottom of the Barrel: Montana St. - Pretty bad last year. Not much better this year.

Big South
1. UNC Asheville - Arguably last year's best team returns five 20 mpg guys (two 30 mpg guys). Look for them to represent the Big South again.
2. Coastal Carolina - The Chanticleer were the other option for best of the Big South last year. They don't return as many important player but their trio of transfers could make up for that.
3. High Point - Returning five 20 mpg players and bringing in a couple transfers.
Sleeper: Gardner Webb - They weren't great last year, although SR Guard Tyler Strange looks to team with transfer Guards Harold McBridge and Adonis Burbage to form a potent back court.
Bottom of the Barrel: Liberty - Only two major contributors return from a pretty mediocre team.

Northeast
 1. Bryant - Returning leading scorer Dyami Starks is nice. Glue guy Joe O'Shea too. Then there's all those Sophomores looking for bigger roles.
2. Mt. St. Mary's - The top three scorers from last year are gone, but just about everyone else is back, along with a couple transfers.
3. Central Connecticut St. - The Senior back court of Malcolm McMillan and Kyle Vinales should bring solid improvement for the Blue Devils.
Sleeper: St. Francis (PA) - They were pretty bad last year but they bring back a lot of guards. If anyone can step up in the front court, the couple make a big jump.
Bottom of the Barrel: LIU-Brooklyn - I would've pegged them for best in the conference last year, not worst, and it isn't looking much better now.

Southern Conference
 1. Wofford - The terriers return their top seven scorers from last season and bring in three star guard Derrick Brooks. That's a great start.
2. East Tennessee St. - Their top two scorers are back. In a conference this week, that's all you need for high expectations.
3. VMI - They always have a high scoring offense and never bother with defense. In short, I'm picking them third because they'll be fun to watch.
Sleeper: Chattanooga -  Losing Z. Mason is going to hurt, but they do bring back a lot of other pieces from last year's team.
Bottom of the Barrel: Samford - When Tyler Hood is your best returning player and there aren't any star freshman or transfers coming in, the basement is about all you can expect.

Southland
1. Incarnate Word - This is not going to be a popular pick, but they bring back four of the players from a very small rotation last year, including 20 ppg scorer Denzel Livingston.
2. Stephen F. Austin - They were a top 60 team last year and they even bring back a few of the guys that got them to the third round of last year's NCAA tournament
3. Northwestern St. - In a conference with this few genuine good teams, I'm just picking the best team who returns the most players.
Sleeper: Sam Houston St. - They've got DeMarcus Gatlin back finally, as well as Kaheem Ransom and Jabari Peters all for their senior seasons.
Bottom of the Barrel: Central Arkansas - Ethan Lee is the only returning player. Everyone else left in a grand exodus. It's going to be a loooooooong year.

WAC
 1. New Mexico St.  - Switch out one Bhullar brother for another, return Seniors Daniel Mullings and Tshilidzi, and introduce transfer Anthony January. There's no reason to think they can't be better than last year's tournament team.
2. Grand Canyon - Transfers DeWayne Russell and Royce Woolridge join Seniors Jerome Garrison and Daniel Alexander. In this mess of a conference, that may be enough to excel in the conference.
3. Seattle - They weren't all that good last year, but so much of last year's roster is back.
Sleeper: Utah Valley - Dick Hunsaker has built a program, at Utah Valley, so I never count them out entirely, no matter how reliant on transfers they will be.
Bottom of the Barrel: Cal. St. Bakersfield - Only one 20 mpg player is back. No high-level recruits or transfers. Oh well, maybe next year.

Embarrassingly Bad
MEAC
1. UNC-Central - The only team worth a damn last year. They bring back a few senior starters, but otherwise are relying on A LOT of transfers. Still, everyone else was bad enough that they are the smart pick.
2. Hampton - Probably the next best team teams last year. They return eight players who averaged 10 mpg.
3. Howard - One of the worst teams in the country last year, but they do return every player that I see from last year's team. Consistency can't hurt.
Sleeper: Bethune-Cookman - They were atrocious last year, but returning the top two scorers (Clemmye Owens and Mikel Trapp) from last year has to help.
Bottom of the Barrel: Florida A&M - The team is all transfers and Freshman. Perhaps that makes them unpredictable. I think it just makes them bad.

SWAC
1. Alabama St. - Boy, the SWAC is bad. Picking the winner here is like picking the worst team in any other conference. That said, Alabama St. looks to be in the best position to win it with a lot of returning players and incoming transfer Wendell Lewis at center.
2. Jackson St. - Despite a sub-300 rating last season according to Pomeroy, Jackson St. is looking like one of the better teams, thanks to a solid core of returning players.
3. Texas Southern  - Transfers Deverell Biggs and Chris Thomas could have a big and immediate impact for the team.
Sleeper: Arkansas-Pine Bluff - One of the worst teams in the country last year but they do return the Senior back court of Marcel Mosley and Tevin Hammond.
Bottom of the Barrel: Alabama A&M - Relying on too many transfers. Almost no one from last year's team is back.

Independents
NJIT - They are bad. They are still without a conference. It's best not to even talk about them.