Premise: A young
woman goes to rescue he injured father in the middle of a hurricane with alligators
attacking them.
There's a dumb joke
in the show Love, Victor in which one teen says she saw Jaws, and
her assessment was "It's no 47 Meters Down, but it was pretty
good". As tired as that kind of joke is, there is some truth to it. For as
much as Jaws is credited with birthing the blockbuster era, at the end
of the day, it was also a Best Picture nominee from the most commercially
successful director ever, who also happens to have an enviable collection of
Oscars and nominations. Jaws is a fun movie. 47 Meters Down is a
stupid fun movie. There's no need to worry about artistic merit on that one.
There's no recording of Johannes Roberts baffled on Oscar nomination morning
that he lost a Best Director nomination to Fellini. It's a shark attack movie,
and it breaks whatever logical rules it must to deliver that.
Crawl is a stupid
fun movie too. I'm not sure if at any point I engaged the movie on an
intellectual level. That would've ruined it. No, I turned this on for a movie
about people fighting gators. And that's exactly what I got. It spends a little
bit of time establishing the parameters. There's a hurricane about to hit, so
the town is evacuated. Kaya Scodelario is a swimmer in college. Her family is
broken and her dad never really got over that. Then is goes right into gators
attacking anyone they see.
I love when movies
work in limited spaces. This one is primarily set in one house: the basement in
particular. The stakes and the obstacles are clear. At that point, it's just
about letting some characters bounce off one another and try a few strategies
to escape. The movie does a good job dividing itself into different obstacles
or asides. I really like the short film within the movie about the looters
getting attacked in the convenient store across the street.
The movie isn't
perfect, of course. They could've done a better job laying out the geography of
the basement. Too often, it felt like they just wrote in a new nook or wall
whenever the story needed one. Scodelario's accent is not great if you focus
too much on it. All the talk between her and her father (Barry Pepper) about
being an apex predator is a little thematically on the nose. The CGI for the
gators isn’t great. That's where you feel the budget restraints the most.
Crawl delivered
what it promised though. If I want to see the auteur gator movie, I'll just
track down Rampage.
Verdict: Weakly Recommend
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