The Pitch: Ya-Ya! It's like a slightly happier Steel Magnolias.
What Took Me So Long: Ya-Ya! When something is this fiercely targeted to women, I'm a little scared to watch it even if I shouldn't be.
Why I Saw It: (Club 50) Ya-Ya! This was much funnier than I expected. Almost everything with Fionnula Flanagan, Cherry Jones, and Maggie Smith was laugh out loud funny. Ellen Burstyn got to play up the funny parts of her character. Ashley Judd got the more dramatic ends. I was surprised to see how much of the time Sandra Bullock spent as the straight-woman given her proclivity for pratfalls.
Why I Wish I Hadn't: Ya-Ya! I don't understand where it is written that a movie like this has to have some dark, dramatic moment that brings the wave of laughter crashing down. Can't this movie be funny, then pay the smallest amount of lip service to the darker things? It creates this two-headed monster of a movie that polarizes my feelings about it.
Verdict (?): Weakly Don't Recommend
Sunday, October 13, 2013
Saturday, October 12, 2013
Delayed Reaction: Ever After
The Pitch: A slightly tweaked version of Cinderalla.
What Took Me So Long: Enough already. There's two many Cinderalla stories. I'm tired of it.
Why I Saw It: (Club 50) I saw A Cinderella Story, so I didn't have an excuse to not see this one which is much better. Drew Barrymore is a fine Womens Lib. Cinderella. Angelica Huston is a good [mostly] wicked step-mother. Melanie Lynskey is a scene-stealer (seriously, how has she not gotten a TV vehicle yet at the very least?). Given that I knew everything that was going to happen since it's a freakin' Cinderalla remake (or reimagining, or retelling, or whatever they want to call it), I enjoyed this more than I thought I would.
Why I Wish I Hadn't: If I haven't mentioned, I've see a lot of Cinderella stories, so I'm a little tired of small variations of that same story. This is one of the better ones, but still, far from new.
Verdict (?): Weakly Recommend
What Took Me So Long: Enough already. There's two many Cinderalla stories. I'm tired of it.
Why I Saw It: (Club 50) I saw A Cinderella Story, so I didn't have an excuse to not see this one which is much better. Drew Barrymore is a fine Womens Lib. Cinderella. Angelica Huston is a good [mostly] wicked step-mother. Melanie Lynskey is a scene-stealer (seriously, how has she not gotten a TV vehicle yet at the very least?). Given that I knew everything that was going to happen since it's a freakin' Cinderalla remake (or reimagining, or retelling, or whatever they want to call it), I enjoyed this more than I thought I would.
Why I Wish I Hadn't: If I haven't mentioned, I've see a lot of Cinderella stories, so I'm a little tired of small variations of that same story. This is one of the better ones, but still, far from new.
Verdict (?): Weakly Recommend
Friday, October 11, 2013
Delayed Reaction: The Hand that Rocks the Cradle
The Pitch: A widow tries to steal babies and kills a bunch of people, pretending to be a nanny*.
*Ok, that's more of a plot description than a pitch but I didn't care to distinguish.
What Took Me So Long: Crazy white woman dramas aren't my thing.
Why I Saw It: (Club 50) This movie was a big hit. Like, a really big hit. Perhaps not earth shattering, but a Wreck-It-Ralph sized success. I had to know why. Rebecca De Mornay is legit crazy and it's a fun kind of put together, sociopath than Freddy Kruger (until the end). The guy from Ghostbusters goes half-tard, making me think he thought there was legit Oscar buzz behind this when he signed on. This certainly ranks in my top three Madeline Zima performances (along with Californication and The Nanny, of course).
Why I Wish I Hadn't: I think a lot of the parts that I was supposed to take as being suspenseful mostly struck me as dull. It all plays off like a better quality Lifetime movie. It couldn't make up its mind about how effectively De Mornay integrates into the family: Is she seducing the husband? Is she turning the family against the wife/mother (Annabella Sciorra)? Is Julianne Moore going to get more screen time (at least, I kept wondering that)?
Verdict (?): Weakly Don't Recommend
*Ok, that's more of a plot description than a pitch but I didn't care to distinguish.
What Took Me So Long: Crazy white woman dramas aren't my thing.
Why I Saw It: (Club 50) This movie was a big hit. Like, a really big hit. Perhaps not earth shattering, but a Wreck-It-Ralph sized success. I had to know why. Rebecca De Mornay is legit crazy and it's a fun kind of put together, sociopath than Freddy Kruger (until the end). The guy from Ghostbusters goes half-tard, making me think he thought there was legit Oscar buzz behind this when he signed on. This certainly ranks in my top three Madeline Zima performances (along with Californication and The Nanny, of course).
Why I Wish I Hadn't: I think a lot of the parts that I was supposed to take as being suspenseful mostly struck me as dull. It all plays off like a better quality Lifetime movie. It couldn't make up its mind about how effectively De Mornay integrates into the family: Is she seducing the husband? Is she turning the family against the wife/mother (Annabella Sciorra)? Is Julianne Moore going to get more screen time (at least, I kept wondering that)?
Verdict (?): Weakly Don't Recommend
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Delayed Reaction: Cousins
The Pitch: Let's find a way to wordplay our way into doing a movie about kissing cousins.
What Took Me So Long: Kissing cousins is not a hook for me (no offense to any of my cousins), and that is exactly what I thought this movie was based on the Netflix blip.
Why I Saw It: (Club 50) I like Ted Danson as a Hollywood leading man. He really mastered the whole TV and Movies thing like Steve Carrell did a couple years ago, and he more or less dropped off for a while. I wouldn't say qualitatively that this is one of the ones that brought him back down, but popularity-wise, it certainly didn't help. Basically, it's just a movie about the victims of an affair bonding and finding love (I think. I forget the ending and it's only been a couple days since I say this).
Why I Wish I Hadn't: I think the premise was more interesting than the movie ended up being. I like the blooming friendship of the two cuckolds and ultimately would've been more interesting if it wasn't a story about romantic love between the leads. Perhaps I'm a cynic that way.
Verdict (?): Weakly Don't Recommend
What Took Me So Long: Kissing cousins is not a hook for me (no offense to any of my cousins), and that is exactly what I thought this movie was based on the Netflix blip.
Why I Saw It: (Club 50) I like Ted Danson as a Hollywood leading man. He really mastered the whole TV and Movies thing like Steve Carrell did a couple years ago, and he more or less dropped off for a while. I wouldn't say qualitatively that this is one of the ones that brought him back down, but popularity-wise, it certainly didn't help. Basically, it's just a movie about the victims of an affair bonding and finding love (I think. I forget the ending and it's only been a couple days since I say this).
Why I Wish I Hadn't: I think the premise was more interesting than the movie ended up being. I like the blooming friendship of the two cuckolds and ultimately would've been more interesting if it wasn't a story about romantic love between the leads. Perhaps I'm a cynic that way.
Verdict (?): Weakly Don't Recommend
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
DVR Purge: 10/2-10/8
We're a few weeks into the TV season and a couple things are becoming apparent 1) I'm kidding myself if I think I'll be doing multiple of these each week, and, more importantly 2) I'm settling into which shows I will and won't be continuing with. I've picked up a lot of shows but without the FXX load and dropping Showtime (because I'm cheap) this is all feeling pretty manageable). Knowing myself, this feeling won't last long. For now, I'm liking it.
Past Purges
The Middle "Change in the Air"
That was a sweet episode for Frankie and Mike. One episode in, they are handling Axl's absence right. The trick is always about how this will play over the season though. I keep hoping they don't go the Modern Family route of getting Axl kicked out. Having Brick be the actual family contact for Axl was a nice twist on things too. This show gets how to do a traditional family comedy right.
Back in the Game "Stay in or Bail Out"
If ever there was proof that a good lead is all you need to make a show work, see Maggie Lawson's work in this. James Caan is nice and the kid, whose name I'll eventually learn is one of the better child actors in a comedy (so far). I even like the d-bag who isn't quite a love interest. But, this show works because of Lawson who I am so happy has a starring vehicle. With any luck, this will stick around for at least the season. This hasn't been a volatile timeslot the past few seasons.
Modern Family "Larry's Wife"
Three episodes in and the season is looking strong so far. The Manny and Jay story was a little out of nowhere and everything with the baby was cartoonish. Neither horrible though. Cam and Mitchell's stories were the most colorful, as always, but not in the lazy ways they normally are. The Dunphys carried this for me, unsurprisingly. Phil and Claire would've bother the hell out of me if not for the ending when Claire reminds him that she is working with him, not against. Then, the poker game with the kids was great. Luke continues to be my favorite character in the show, even when he's working with trash minutes. The speed of almost everything with Haley, Alex, and him was impressive. I wish there was an "Under 18" field in the Emmys (and yes, I'm very aware that Haley and the actress are well over 18).
Super Fun Night "Anything for Love"
I have no desire to ever watch this show again, which is a shame. First of all, don't have Rebel Wilson do an American accent. It's not a good one and it's like she is putting so much effort into that that it's throwing off all her timing. Second, I have no interest in seeing her play the straight women (comically) who bad things happen to. She should drive the funny, not let it happen to her. Despite wanting success for Wilson and for Liza Lapira to finally join a show that works, I can't watch this again. (Note: If I hear from people that this improves, I'll be happy to give it another chance)
The Bridge "The Crazy Place"
DVR didn't mess up, but cable went out. Still haven't gotten around to finding it online somewhere yet.
Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic"
I feel like I need one of those zappers that goes off whenever I start to doubt P&R because it is too consistent. I laughed heartily throughout the episode, especially at Ron's reaction to things like Vine and the Chris Bosh cameo. I can certainly find stronger episodes of P&R out there, but as with 30 Rock a few seasons back, I've been spoiled by the fact that it's so good. At the moment, it is tough because, in my mind, it is without peers. I'd say this week's episode is my favorite comedy episode of the week, but since it may not be a P&R 10 out of 10 due to so story rehashing and following a great episode, I'm feel down on it. See, I need to be zapped. I'm starting to be that whiny fan.
The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
I love love love uncommon pairings. Most shows rotate the cast stories a lot (try and think of a paring that would shock you in a P&R b-story), but more traditional shows like Big Bang tend to stick to gender divides or couples so this episode feels completely fresh. I think part of it is because Raj can be in scenes more freely now. So nice.
The Crazy Ones "The Spectacular"
I'm really digging this show. Sure, Robin Williams is barely doing a character but I don't care. Sarah Michelle Gellar would definitely be better served by being allowed to drive scenes a little more. That can still be adjusted though. I got countless laughs from basically everything involving Zach and Andrew (He really does look better in the jacket).
Sean Saves the World "Pilot"
I don't think I've ever seen a show to work so hard to fit ALL of its exposition in before the opening credits. It didn't just tell you everything about Sean's new boss and that he's a gay man who just started raising his daughter after the mother moved away. It repeated everything numerous times. I have no idea what later episodes of this will look like because I can't imagine this much repeating of things in every episode. Actually, I do have an idea of what later episodes will look like and I'm not on board. Have fun, people who enjoyed this more than I did.
The Michael J Fox Show "Art"
The show is already starting to take form. This is the first one in which I felt like I was watching "Michael J Fox, TV star" rather than "Michael J Fox, remember, he has Parkinson's" and that was nice. Betsy Brandt is good in this. I tend to forget she can do comedy after watching her on Breaking Bad for so long. The kids are still there primarily to give the parents something to do. The sister is completely disposable right now. I get the feeling that if any of the kids prove more able to handle more screen time, she will disappear. While I like Wendell Pierce being around, I do think it is a smart move to not focus too much time at the news studio.
Parenthood "All Aboard Who's Coming Aboard"
I know I'm always supposed to side with a Braverman but I am totally on the restaurant patron's side, not Crosby and Jasmine's. I don't have a kid, so I'm going to side with people who like quiet more. I'm not really concern with if that makes me inconsiderate. A lot of setting things into motion here between Amber's wedding, Zeek and Camille moving, Kristina announcing her candidacy, etc. I can't wait to see where these go.
SNL "Miley Cyrus"
I spent entirely too much time talking about last week's episode, so I'll try to be brief this time. It was an OK episode. I love Mornin' Miami and the digital short toward the end. Strong is settling into Weekend Update quite nicely. Miley Cyrus did an ok job hosting. She had a couple sketches like the opening one in which I was impressed by her level of preparation (ex. what she says when she wakes up every morning). I'm approving of the new featured players collectively. Individually, I can't tell any of those white guys apart [yet].
How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
Come on! I thought the whole point of this final season was so that they could tell some before and after stories with the wedding as a framing device. The episodes haven't been bad. In fact, I've liked them more than the past few seasons, but I hate this Mother tease.
SHIELD "The Asset"
Yay! No baseball-related DSR delays this week. I want to be honest here. SHIELD is not my kind of show. It's both procedural and quasi-sci-fi. If you look at my show selection and history, I'm not drawn to that kind of thing. That's not a judgment. That's just me saying I won't be geeking out while watching this and I'm probably going to grade it on a curve. The team is coming together nicely. The effects aren't distracting which was one of my biggest worries going in. The dynamics of the team are getting established quickly and effectively, which I like. I still have a lot of questions about if this can ever be a show that will elevate itself (the fetters put on it by Disney, ABC, and most importantly, Marvel will probably always hold it down some). It looks like we are getting a recurring villain this week and I'm excited to see what is done with that.
Brooklyn Nine Nine "M.E. Time"
Good, they kept Peralta and Holt away from each other this week. It is clear that the writers are worried about calibrating Peralta because the way his is in the pilot is not sustainable. It's clear here that he can't help himself but he is aware he needs to improve, in this case, by being a better secondary. I love the payoff of the gag about not being about to read Capt. Holt with him exploding at Scully. I'm liking Santiago which surprises me. I assumed she would be nothing but the foil for Peralta in the pilot but they seem determine to make her more than that. Also worth noting, Det. Riaz is being fleshed out more than I expected.
New Girl "The Captain"
I must say, I did not see that turn away from insanity for Winston coming. I would've found the cat pimping annoying had he not come to the realization at the end. It made everything in hindsight funnier. Also, while I'm not a fan of the manipulation by Schmitdt (seriously, why did both of them listen to him after he said he was trying to break them up?), all of the fallout from The Captain was A+ material.
The Mindy Project "Music Festival"
I missed Adam Pally's introduction last week. If this week is any indication though, there's some tweaking to be done on his character. I'm glad they are having Mindy actually deal with her breakup. With how much the show tends to change tonally, week to week, I worried there would be little mention of this.
Trophy Wife "The Social Network"
I really hope this show gets a full season. I was happy to see Natalie Morales return. While I hate the "parents snooping on teenager" story, this episode found enough great twists on it that I kind of liked it. Pete's updating her status is the kind of "older people just don't understand technology" farce that I could do without. Otherwise, I loved how the party is the lamest thing imaginable and everything about Diane creating a fake "facebook" account, including the tag at the end, was funny.
Past Purges
The Middle "Change in the Air"
That was a sweet episode for Frankie and Mike. One episode in, they are handling Axl's absence right. The trick is always about how this will play over the season though. I keep hoping they don't go the Modern Family route of getting Axl kicked out. Having Brick be the actual family contact for Axl was a nice twist on things too. This show gets how to do a traditional family comedy right.
Back in the Game "Stay in or Bail Out"
If ever there was proof that a good lead is all you need to make a show work, see Maggie Lawson's work in this. James Caan is nice and the kid, whose name I'll eventually learn is one of the better child actors in a comedy (so far). I even like the d-bag who isn't quite a love interest. But, this show works because of Lawson who I am so happy has a starring vehicle. With any luck, this will stick around for at least the season. This hasn't been a volatile timeslot the past few seasons.
Modern Family "Larry's Wife"
Three episodes in and the season is looking strong so far. The Manny and Jay story was a little out of nowhere and everything with the baby was cartoonish. Neither horrible though. Cam and Mitchell's stories were the most colorful, as always, but not in the lazy ways they normally are. The Dunphys carried this for me, unsurprisingly. Phil and Claire would've bother the hell out of me if not for the ending when Claire reminds him that she is working with him, not against. Then, the poker game with the kids was great. Luke continues to be my favorite character in the show, even when he's working with trash minutes. The speed of almost everything with Haley, Alex, and him was impressive. I wish there was an "Under 18" field in the Emmys (and yes, I'm very aware that Haley and the actress are well over 18).
Super Fun Night "Anything for Love"
I have no desire to ever watch this show again, which is a shame. First of all, don't have Rebel Wilson do an American accent. It's not a good one and it's like she is putting so much effort into that that it's throwing off all her timing. Second, I have no interest in seeing her play the straight women (comically) who bad things happen to. She should drive the funny, not let it happen to her. Despite wanting success for Wilson and for Liza Lapira to finally join a show that works, I can't watch this again. (Note: If I hear from people that this improves, I'll be happy to give it another chance)
The Bridge "The Crazy Place"
DVR didn't mess up, but cable went out. Still haven't gotten around to finding it online somewhere yet.
Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip Off Classic"
I feel like I need one of those zappers that goes off whenever I start to doubt P&R because it is too consistent. I laughed heartily throughout the episode, especially at Ron's reaction to things like Vine and the Chris Bosh cameo. I can certainly find stronger episodes of P&R out there, but as with 30 Rock a few seasons back, I've been spoiled by the fact that it's so good. At the moment, it is tough because, in my mind, it is without peers. I'd say this week's episode is my favorite comedy episode of the week, but since it may not be a P&R 10 out of 10 due to so story rehashing and following a great episode, I'm feel down on it. See, I need to be zapped. I'm starting to be that whiny fan.
The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
I love love love uncommon pairings. Most shows rotate the cast stories a lot (try and think of a paring that would shock you in a P&R b-story), but more traditional shows like Big Bang tend to stick to gender divides or couples so this episode feels completely fresh. I think part of it is because Raj can be in scenes more freely now. So nice.
The Crazy Ones "The Spectacular"
I'm really digging this show. Sure, Robin Williams is barely doing a character but I don't care. Sarah Michelle Gellar would definitely be better served by being allowed to drive scenes a little more. That can still be adjusted though. I got countless laughs from basically everything involving Zach and Andrew (He really does look better in the jacket).
Sean Saves the World "Pilot"
I don't think I've ever seen a show to work so hard to fit ALL of its exposition in before the opening credits. It didn't just tell you everything about Sean's new boss and that he's a gay man who just started raising his daughter after the mother moved away. It repeated everything numerous times. I have no idea what later episodes of this will look like because I can't imagine this much repeating of things in every episode. Actually, I do have an idea of what later episodes will look like and I'm not on board. Have fun, people who enjoyed this more than I did.
The Michael J Fox Show "Art"
The show is already starting to take form. This is the first one in which I felt like I was watching "Michael J Fox, TV star" rather than "Michael J Fox, remember, he has Parkinson's" and that was nice. Betsy Brandt is good in this. I tend to forget she can do comedy after watching her on Breaking Bad for so long. The kids are still there primarily to give the parents something to do. The sister is completely disposable right now. I get the feeling that if any of the kids prove more able to handle more screen time, she will disappear. While I like Wendell Pierce being around, I do think it is a smart move to not focus too much time at the news studio.
Parenthood "All Aboard Who's Coming Aboard"
I know I'm always supposed to side with a Braverman but I am totally on the restaurant patron's side, not Crosby and Jasmine's. I don't have a kid, so I'm going to side with people who like quiet more. I'm not really concern with if that makes me inconsiderate. A lot of setting things into motion here between Amber's wedding, Zeek and Camille moving, Kristina announcing her candidacy, etc. I can't wait to see where these go.
SNL "Miley Cyrus"
I spent entirely too much time talking about last week's episode, so I'll try to be brief this time. It was an OK episode. I love Mornin' Miami and the digital short toward the end. Strong is settling into Weekend Update quite nicely. Miley Cyrus did an ok job hosting. She had a couple sketches like the opening one in which I was impressed by her level of preparation (ex. what she says when she wakes up every morning). I'm approving of the new featured players collectively. Individually, I can't tell any of those white guys apart [yet].
How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
Come on! I thought the whole point of this final season was so that they could tell some before and after stories with the wedding as a framing device. The episodes haven't been bad. In fact, I've liked them more than the past few seasons, but I hate this Mother tease.
SHIELD "The Asset"
Yay! No baseball-related DSR delays this week. I want to be honest here. SHIELD is not my kind of show. It's both procedural and quasi-sci-fi. If you look at my show selection and history, I'm not drawn to that kind of thing. That's not a judgment. That's just me saying I won't be geeking out while watching this and I'm probably going to grade it on a curve. The team is coming together nicely. The effects aren't distracting which was one of my biggest worries going in. The dynamics of the team are getting established quickly and effectively, which I like. I still have a lot of questions about if this can ever be a show that will elevate itself (the fetters put on it by Disney, ABC, and most importantly, Marvel will probably always hold it down some). It looks like we are getting a recurring villain this week and I'm excited to see what is done with that.
Brooklyn Nine Nine "M.E. Time"
Good, they kept Peralta and Holt away from each other this week. It is clear that the writers are worried about calibrating Peralta because the way his is in the pilot is not sustainable. It's clear here that he can't help himself but he is aware he needs to improve, in this case, by being a better secondary. I love the payoff of the gag about not being about to read Capt. Holt with him exploding at Scully. I'm liking Santiago which surprises me. I assumed she would be nothing but the foil for Peralta in the pilot but they seem determine to make her more than that. Also worth noting, Det. Riaz is being fleshed out more than I expected.
New Girl "The Captain"
I must say, I did not see that turn away from insanity for Winston coming. I would've found the cat pimping annoying had he not come to the realization at the end. It made everything in hindsight funnier. Also, while I'm not a fan of the manipulation by Schmitdt (seriously, why did both of them listen to him after he said he was trying to break them up?), all of the fallout from The Captain was A+ material.
The Mindy Project "Music Festival"
I missed Adam Pally's introduction last week. If this week is any indication though, there's some tweaking to be done on his character. I'm glad they are having Mindy actually deal with her breakup. With how much the show tends to change tonally, week to week, I worried there would be little mention of this.
Trophy Wife "The Social Network"
I really hope this show gets a full season. I was happy to see Natalie Morales return. While I hate the "parents snooping on teenager" story, this episode found enough great twists on it that I kind of liked it. Pete's updating her status is the kind of "older people just don't understand technology" farce that I could do without. Otherwise, I loved how the party is the lamest thing imaginable and everything about Diane creating a fake "facebook" account, including the tag at the end, was funny.
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
Delayed Reaction: Days of Thunder
The Pitch: My name is Jerry Bruckheimer and I want to do a loud movie with Tom Cruise. NASCAR is loud. Make it about that.
What Took Me So Long: I've seen this movie before, even if I haven't seen this exact movie.
Why I Saw It: (Club 50) It delivers what it promises. It is a big, loud, racing movie. Tom Cruise gets to be a movie star. Nicole Kidman get to be an independent, over-accomplished, but hopelessly in-love love interest. Micahel Rooker gets to be the best frenemy. Robert Duvall gets to hone his gruff, mentor persona. It's all there folks. For what it is, I found it entertaining.
Why I Wish I Hadn't: I don't know if this movie is the template for all future racing stories or if it is merely another in a long tradition of derivative racing stories. Seriously, how many times do I have to see a racing story following this exact pattern: Racer moves up the ranks. Racer gets injured. While he recovers, another racer moves up the ranks. Both racers face off for the biggest race? I suppose it is an effective structure, but there's got to be more out there. Even the "friends become enemies" plot at the beginning is tired. Once again, I want to say, I'm not a historian of this sub-genre and all the examples I know of (Driven, Talladega Nights, Motocrossed, that new Ron Howard one) are more recent, so maybe this was the first movie to use this structure (I doubt it), in which case, it can't be faulted for being a trend setter.
Verdict (?): Weakly Recommend
What Took Me So Long: I've seen this movie before, even if I haven't seen this exact movie.
Why I Saw It: (Club 50) It delivers what it promises. It is a big, loud, racing movie. Tom Cruise gets to be a movie star. Nicole Kidman get to be an independent, over-accomplished, but hopelessly in-love love interest. Micahel Rooker gets to be the best frenemy. Robert Duvall gets to hone his gruff, mentor persona. It's all there folks. For what it is, I found it entertaining.
Why I Wish I Hadn't: I don't know if this movie is the template for all future racing stories or if it is merely another in a long tradition of derivative racing stories. Seriously, how many times do I have to see a racing story following this exact pattern: Racer moves up the ranks. Racer gets injured. While he recovers, another racer moves up the ranks. Both racers face off for the biggest race? I suppose it is an effective structure, but there's got to be more out there. Even the "friends become enemies" plot at the beginning is tired. Once again, I want to say, I'm not a historian of this sub-genre and all the examples I know of (Driven, Talladega Nights, Motocrossed, that new Ron Howard one) are more recent, so maybe this was the first movie to use this structure (I doubt it), in which case, it can't be faulted for being a trend setter.
Verdict (?): Weakly Recommend
Monday, October 7, 2013
Movie Reaction: Gravity
Formula: ...I don't have a good comparison, so I'll be lazy and say Children of Men + space
Why I Saw It: Great reviews. Great cast. Great director. Great marketing. This movie has nothing working against it.
Cast: It's basically Sandra Bullock, George Clooney, and some voices. Bullock is the lead and Clooney supporting, which isn't a spoiler because the marketing makes that pretty clear. It's tough to rate the acting in this, because so much of it is closely tied to the effects. For example, when someone is floating around in a space station, that is so foreign, I don't even know how to say "that seems true to the character". I don't want any of this to imply that I thought these were lesser performances. This is some of Bullock and Clooney's best work (even if you could say Clooney was just playing an astronaut George Clooney). I just want to highlight that it's tough to compare the performances to anything.
Plot: After an accident, Sandra Bullock's character tries to get back to Earth. That's the plot. Knowing that, I came in quite worried about how they would fill 90 minutes and those worries were unfounded. It turns out, it's a lot of work to get back in Earth's atmosphere. For most of the run, the movie is a visceral experience. Multiple times I had to pull myself back to my seat because I'd shot forward in suspense or tension. Despite to small cast, there's a surprising amount of dialogue which stopped it from seeming too mechanical. It's such a simple story that is so beautifully done.
Elephant in the Room: It looks like it might be too engrossing? My biggest fear about this movie was that it would be a great looking art film, but not exactly accessible. One of those movies that I say I liked to not sound uncultured but have no desire to see again. And let me be clear, this is a very expensive art project, but one with legit commercial appeal and bankable stars. This is also a case in which 3D is not a gimmick. I saw this in 3D on the biggest screen I could find and I don't know how I could see it any other way. I can count on one hand the number of times I've actually ducked in my seat from something in a movie coming at me and this has a couple of those moments. It was some of the best 3D I've seen in a while.
To Sum Things Up:
See this movie. You don't have a good reason not to. While you're at it, splurge for that 3D ticket. It's worth it. I was thrilled to see this opened so strong this weekend because this had the potential to look too experimental for most audiences. I'm not sure how likely I'd be to see this on video since it is built to be seen on a big screen, so I'd recommend you see it now. Anyone thinking this looks a little boring will quickly realize how wrong they are. This has been worth the wait.
Verdict (?): Strongly Recommend
Why I Saw It: Great reviews. Great cast. Great director. Great marketing. This movie has nothing working against it.
Cast: It's basically Sandra Bullock, George Clooney, and some voices. Bullock is the lead and Clooney supporting, which isn't a spoiler because the marketing makes that pretty clear. It's tough to rate the acting in this, because so much of it is closely tied to the effects. For example, when someone is floating around in a space station, that is so foreign, I don't even know how to say "that seems true to the character". I don't want any of this to imply that I thought these were lesser performances. This is some of Bullock and Clooney's best work (even if you could say Clooney was just playing an astronaut George Clooney). I just want to highlight that it's tough to compare the performances to anything.
Plot: After an accident, Sandra Bullock's character tries to get back to Earth. That's the plot. Knowing that, I came in quite worried about how they would fill 90 minutes and those worries were unfounded. It turns out, it's a lot of work to get back in Earth's atmosphere. For most of the run, the movie is a visceral experience. Multiple times I had to pull myself back to my seat because I'd shot forward in suspense or tension. Despite to small cast, there's a surprising amount of dialogue which stopped it from seeming too mechanical. It's such a simple story that is so beautifully done.
Elephant in the Room: It looks like it might be too engrossing? My biggest fear about this movie was that it would be a great looking art film, but not exactly accessible. One of those movies that I say I liked to not sound uncultured but have no desire to see again. And let me be clear, this is a very expensive art project, but one with legit commercial appeal and bankable stars. This is also a case in which 3D is not a gimmick. I saw this in 3D on the biggest screen I could find and I don't know how I could see it any other way. I can count on one hand the number of times I've actually ducked in my seat from something in a movie coming at me and this has a couple of those moments. It was some of the best 3D I've seen in a while.
To Sum Things Up:
See this movie. You don't have a good reason not to. While you're at it, splurge for that 3D ticket. It's worth it. I was thrilled to see this opened so strong this weekend because this had the potential to look too experimental for most audiences. I'm not sure how likely I'd be to see this on video since it is built to be seen on a big screen, so I'd recommend you see it now. Anyone thinking this looks a little boring will quickly realize how wrong they are. This has been worth the wait.
Verdict (?): Strongly Recommend
Sunday, October 6, 2013
Delayed Reaction: Daylight
The Pitch: A movie about escaping after a cave implodes, but we want it better lit and more logically structured, so how about a car tunnel instead?
What Took Me So Long: I thought it was a drama about street traffic, and after being fooled by the movie Traffic, I was not eager to dip back in to the sub-sub-genre.
Why I Saw It: (Club 50) Sylvester Stallone is a vintage action hero. In 96' he was still barely in the range of not being ridiculously old for this sort of movie. I was surprised how many people in the group didn't make it out of the tunnel. Given that it was a mid 90s movie and in a toned down cousin of the action movie, I assumed it would be one where the core group is formed, then maybe one guy dies. Quite the opposite. I never expected Viggo Mortensen, even pre-Aaragorn to be picked off so early on. Most importantly, the dog survives.
Why I Wish I Hadn't: I could've done without the scenes with the fans. That was over the top. This is one of those movies that had almost too much maneuvering to get to the pitch. They wanted people to be trapped in a tunnel, but they had to come up with a lot of excuses for them to not be able to get out easily.
Verdict (?): Weakly Don't Recommend
What Took Me So Long: I thought it was a drama about street traffic, and after being fooled by the movie Traffic, I was not eager to dip back in to the sub-sub-genre.
Why I Saw It: (Club 50) Sylvester Stallone is a vintage action hero. In 96' he was still barely in the range of not being ridiculously old for this sort of movie. I was surprised how many people in the group didn't make it out of the tunnel. Given that it was a mid 90s movie and in a toned down cousin of the action movie, I assumed it would be one where the core group is formed, then maybe one guy dies. Quite the opposite. I never expected Viggo Mortensen, even pre-Aaragorn to be picked off so early on. Most importantly, the dog survives.
Why I Wish I Hadn't: I could've done without the scenes with the fans. That was over the top. This is one of those movies that had almost too much maneuvering to get to the pitch. They wanted people to be trapped in a tunnel, but they had to come up with a lot of excuses for them to not be able to get out easily.
Verdict (?): Weakly Don't Recommend
Saturday, October 5, 2013
Delayed Reaction: The Living Daylights
The Pitch: It's 1987 and we want to make a Bond movie.
What Took Me So Long: I tend to forget which Bond movies I have and have not seen.
Why I Saw It: (Club 50) At it turns out, this was one of the Bond movies I hadn't seen yet. I'd like to find something to say about it, but it's a classic Bond movie. They tend to have the same beats every time. I will say, Dalton is a good Bond. He's got his own demeanor and it works for him, although I appreciate a little more snark from the character. The movie sure reminds me how much I miss having the Soviets as natural foils. They keep having to be creative creating criminal syndicates or something. Back in the 80s, you'd call a guy Koskov and of course he's a villain.
Why I Wish I Hadn't: The Bond franchise is hardly my favorite. I like the movies and they are fun time capsules, but I'm not one to gush about them. Of what I've seen, like all long-running things that lived through the 80s (See Saturday Night Live), they hit some rough times before returning strong in the 90s (see Goldeneye).
Verdict (?): Weakly Recommend
What Took Me So Long: I tend to forget which Bond movies I have and have not seen.
Why I Saw It: (Club 50) At it turns out, this was one of the Bond movies I hadn't seen yet. I'd like to find something to say about it, but it's a classic Bond movie. They tend to have the same beats every time. I will say, Dalton is a good Bond. He's got his own demeanor and it works for him, although I appreciate a little more snark from the character. The movie sure reminds me how much I miss having the Soviets as natural foils. They keep having to be creative creating criminal syndicates or something. Back in the 80s, you'd call a guy Koskov and of course he's a villain.
Why I Wish I Hadn't: The Bond franchise is hardly my favorite. I like the movies and they are fun time capsules, but I'm not one to gush about them. Of what I've seen, like all long-running things that lived through the 80s (See Saturday Night Live), they hit some rough times before returning strong in the 90s (see Goldeneye).
Verdict (?): Weakly Recommend
Friday, October 4, 2013
Delayed Reaction: Interview with the Vampire
The Pitch: The pitch is in the title. I think there was a book too, so that was probably a strong selling point as well.
What Took Me So Long: I was tired of vampires before they were everywhere.
Why I Saw It: (Club 50) It's one of those movies. You know? It has chased me for years and I kept not watching it until one day, I realized "I have no reason not to watch it." Brad Pitt plays a vampire about as earnestly as he can. Tom Cruise is having a little more fun with it. Kirsten Dunst gives one of those performances that makes you wonder how if she was that good when she was 11 or 12, how is she not dominating the awards circuit by now.
Why I Wish I Hadn't: It's definitely a little long, but if I'm going to pick out something about it that I didn't enjoy, I'll go abstract and say that it's a little full of itself. I'm not even sure what I mean by that either.
Verdict (?): Weakly Recommend
What Took Me So Long: I was tired of vampires before they were everywhere.
Why I Saw It: (Club 50) It's one of those movies. You know? It has chased me for years and I kept not watching it until one day, I realized "I have no reason not to watch it." Brad Pitt plays a vampire about as earnestly as he can. Tom Cruise is having a little more fun with it. Kirsten Dunst gives one of those performances that makes you wonder how if she was that good when she was 11 or 12, how is she not dominating the awards circuit by now.
Why I Wish I Hadn't: It's definitely a little long, but if I'm going to pick out something about it that I didn't enjoy, I'll go abstract and say that it's a little full of itself. I'm not even sure what I mean by that either.
Verdict (?): Weakly Recommend
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