Delayed Reaction: Navy SEALs

The Pitch: Hoo-Rah!

How I Came Into It: Charlie Sheen immediately followed this up with Hot Shots! It's like he knew he needed to fit one more movie like this into his filmography before making fun of it. Like taking a last shot before going sober.

Why I Saw It: (Club 50) In a generic sense, there's some fine action in this.

Why I Wish I Hadn't: There's little apparent effort in this. The characters are all stock characters. Every beat of the story plays like they were working off a checklist. This is one of those movies that barely snuck into the top 50 that year and was considered a bust and I can see why.

Verdict (?): Weakly Don't Recommend