Premise: A film cast
and crew attempt to film the 6th installment of a moderate
blockbuster while in COVID isolation.
This! This
right here is what I mean when I say that Netflix is for bottom of the pile
projects. In a lot of ways, Netflix has been a godsend for film production. In
an attempt to fast-track their reputation as a respectable studio, Netflix has
thrown money at major filmmakers and producers to work with them. This seems to
happen in one of two ways. The first is that they tell the filmmaker they will
make that ambitious project that every other studio in town has turned down due
to expense or lack of commerciality. The second is that they throw money at the
filmmaker to make anything. In the first group, you have things like The
Irishman or Roma. In the second you have Christopher Guest making Mascots
or the Adam Sandler deal. Either way, there’s a feeling that Netflix is making
something other studios have rejected or something the filmmakers don’t think
is worth bringing to the studios. Hence, bottom of the pile projects.
I love Judd
Apatow’s movies. As a producer, I think he’s one of the defining voices of the
2000s. I loved his early films when he was giving overdue star vehicles to the
likes of Steve Carrell and Seth Rogen. I loved his deeply personal films like Funny
People and This is 40. I’ve liked his more recent films where he
lent his talents to someone else’s project (Trainwreck, The King of
Staten Island). Never question my love of Judd Apatow’s work.
With that
said, The Bubble is by far the weakest movie he’s been this involved
with. I don’t know the specifics of how it came about, but this is how I
imagine it. Late 2020, Apatow heard about the filming of Jurassic World
Dominion and thought, “That could be a funny idea for a movie: a movie
about shooting a movie in quarantine”. It wasn’t a fully formed idea. He
brought it to Netflix, who had been calling him, asking him to do anything for
them. Netflix immediately said yes. Like, they didn’t even stop to ask him what
it was about. They just said yes. Now Apatow is on the hook for a movie that’s
still being written. It’s going to be about the pandemic despite not knowing
what the fallout of it would really be. He gets together whatever mix of people
he can. Obviously, his wife and daughter are on board*. He’s heard Karen Gillan
is always game to be funnier in stuff. He casts a net for any familiar stars
who want to sign on and reels in David Duchovny, Keegan-Michael Key, and Pedro
Pascal. He signs on a few rising comedy stars that not everyone has heard of
like Maria Bakalova and Guz Khan. Finally, he sets up a few Zoom and real-life
cameos. That’s enough for a movie.
*I adore
Leslie Mann and think Iris Apatow has a lot of potential. She’s very good in Netflix’s
Love. That said, Judd Apatow has some of the most transparent nepotism
in his projects. They are good, but it is funny to laugh at it.
It’s hard
to pick a single reason why The Bubble doesn’t work. The movie is
absolutely too self-aware. It’s a movie about making a movie. It stars actors
who made this movie in a bubble commenting on how annoying it is to make a
movie in a bubble. It tries to comment on both how hard it is to be in a bubble
and how actors still have it so much easier than everyone else. It’s mocking
actors complaining about the hardships while also putting exaggerated hardships
on them. This movie tries to make way too many points at the same time.
COVID humor
has been a tough egg to crack. TV and film are by nature slow. This movie was
written sometime in 2020 or early 2021. Filming was completed by April 2021.
That was a lifetime ago in the COVID cycle. A year later, none of the COVID
humor of the movie works. Dozens of other projects have done the same jokes
about going stir crazy inside, not liking the nasal swab, and the existence of
a secret vaccine that all the rich people got first. It’s responding too
directly to COVID-19 without the value of hindsight. There’s genuinely nothing
clever about it. The reason a movie like Tropic Thunder is able to work
is because even in its commentary, it’s responding to general trends, not exact
one. The Bubble hopes that jokes that worked in late 2020 will still
work over a year later. There’s a reason why the best timely humor exists on
late night shows. They can make the jokes before they get worn out. The
Bubble is a sketch from the end of a Last Week Tonight episode that
has been stretched into an entire movie a year late.
Not to pile
on, but the stuff commenting on the movie industry in general isn’t that great
either. Judd Apatow is a filmmaker who has been able to work for 20+ years
making increasingly personal projects. It’s weird to watch a movie from the guy
who got to make This Is 40 that’s complaining about how the Hollywood
machine only makes tired blockbusters. A small change in this that I think
could’ve made all the difference is if the scenes of Cliff Beasts 6 (the
movie within the movie) actually looked competent. Isn’t it more interesting if
there’s a contrast between the onscreen product and what’s going on behind the
scenes? Then, when a scene falls apart because of a production mistake or an
actor’s ego taking over, it’s more effective. Even a stupid blockbuster is
competent. This was based on a Jurassic World COVID production. I haven’t liked
the Jurassic World movies, but the problem with them is that they are 15-20%
away from being great, not that they look cheap. The idea of The Bubble
is that Karen Gillan’s character returning to the Cliff Beasts franchise
is going to be a boon for her career, but Cliff Beast 6 looks like a
straight to DVD sequel from its inception. Think about the biggest flops. The
problem isn’t that they look like Ed Wood movies. The problem with a Fantastic
Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore is that is looks like an expensive,
professionally-made movie yet all the structural parts are off slightly, from
the story to performances.
The most
telling and damning thing about The Bubble is that by far, my favorite
parts were the TikTok dance segments. And that kind of proves my point. Those
are the only time in the movie when anyone seems competent. They are being
ridiculous but everyone is hitting their marks. It’s the only time when I believe
that any of these people could actually be movie stars. It’s a lot like Michael
Scott on The Office. That show is mostly a joke, but a couple times a
season, Michael Scott would do something to remind you how he got his job. They
show that he really is an amazing salesman. I needed those moments to make his
most insane moment works. The Bubble only has the insanity. There’s none
of the grounding.
Verdict:
Strongly Don’t Recommend