Premise: A zombie
outbreak at a military base next door interrupts a kindergarten class' field
trip to a petting zoo.
The
quickest way to my heart is swearing at children. I'm not sure why, it just is.
It's the easiest inappropriate humor to get right. I'm old enough now to accept
that this isn't a phase I'm going to grow past. We all have our weaknesses, and
one of mine is a grown man telling a 5-year-old to "fuck off". Needless
to say, this Reaction is going to be a rave.
Little
Monsters is a bizarre pairing of Shaun of the Dead and Death
to Smoochy, which is a combination that seems kind of obvious in hindsight.
There's nothing in this I haven't seen before, at least conceptually. There's a
zombie outbreak at a semi-remote location. The protagonist is a directionless
man in his 30s (Alexander England). There's a lead female/love interest (Lupita
Nyong'o) who is more of a grown up and a wildcard supporting character for some
flavor (Josh Gad). Frankly, if you swap out the entire Kindergarten class for
Abigail Breslin, this movie is Zombieland. What it lacks in originality,
the movie more than makes up for in execution. It keeps up the laughs pretty
much throughout. A lot of that is thanks to Josh Gad having a blast playing off
his Disney-friendly persona*. Even when England is asked to be heroic, he's
never particularly mature or capable. Nyong'o is the big name in this movie.
She's the poster and any review I found singled her out as the best performance
in the movie. And it she is, although I want to be clear that it's more about
her being over-qualified than anyone else being bad. She does a great job
bringing heroic Kindergarten teacher energy to this. Even before the zombie
attack, I don't know how anyone has the patience to teach kids that young.
*Sometimes
it hard to remember that his big break was The Book of Mormon,
given how much Disney has invited him in. He's never really been that
"clean" though.
This movie
does highlight something that I hadn't really thought about though: Is Lupita
Nyong'o a star? I mean, she is. She has an Oscar. She's very famous. It sort of
feels like she should be bigger though, right? Since her debut film, 12
Years a Slave, I only found one true lead role: Us. Otherwise, it's
a bunch of supporting roles: 12 Years, Non-Stop, The Jungle
Book, Star Wars, Queen of Katwe, Black Panther, and Little
Monsters. That's her entire feature filmography. That's bizarrely thin,
right? She ran away with an Oscar in her first movie role. And she's a
beautiful, distinctive actress. I mean, look at Margot Robbie's output in
nearly the same time span. She has lead roles. Franchises. More movies total. I
can't figure out why Nyong'o has taken so much longer to gain momentum. Is she
being more discerning about roles? Is it a race thing?...It probably is. I
think I'm being willfully ignorant about this. It's just bizarre to me that
Us is the first time that she was actually the main character in a movie. Little
Monster is technically a lead role in terms of screen time, but she's not
the POV character. What I'm trying to say is Lupita Nyong'o needs to headline
more movies. She's always great.
The real
secret sauce of Little Monsters is the treatment of the children. No
matter how comical the movie gets, the movie is always grounded by the
children. I love how hard Nyong'o and England try to keep the horror of the
situation from those kids. There's a Life is Beautiful aspect to it
that's endearing. It's nice that no matter how ill-equipped England is for this
situation, he and the almost superhuman Nyong'o remain focused on not scarring
the children. It's an oddly sweet movie between the funny bits.
This movie
is a blast. It's more comedy than horror by a lot and doesn't pretend otherwise.
It gets exhausting when other horror comedies pretend they can do both without
sacrificing something from one or the other. Only like 2 movies have ever done
that successfully. I much prefer when they are like this and commit to being a
comedy, only using the horror as a premise for the comedy.
Verdict:
Strongly Recommend